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re: Who has been in a serious fist/street fight
Posted on 8/24/24 at 7:48 pm to MyRockstarComplex
Posted on 8/24/24 at 7:48 pm to MyRockstarComplex
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Please tell me you’re talking about a man with the initials H.A.
F.M.
I hope there aren't but a few dozen in the world.
Posted on 8/24/24 at 7:59 pm to fr33manator
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The drunk arse crazy ptsd ridden bar owner attacked me, for whatever reason, and I put him on the ground, not really wanting to fight.
If someone attacks you, you don't just put them on the ground. You beat the frick out of them so they are in no shape to go get a gun.
Posted on 8/24/24 at 10:55 pm to Masterag
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Damn
Yep
Actually, one of the most violent ... I think I was home on leave, probably late 78 or so. I was partying hard shite faced drunk in 50 cent drafts in this bar named Group Therapy in 5 Points, in Columbia, on campus.
I was sitting by this gal in nursing school trying to score some tail .... blonde named Robin. I was getting up from the table to go get two more beers and this guy slams into me .... I drop the mugs and shove him off and he hits me with two quick stinging jabs in my left eye.
I shake it off and laugh and say "okay mother fricker let's go."
That meant the alley outside.
I was surprised he followed along because, at that time, I was known for slaughtering assclowns. Come to find out later ... so was he. I had heard about him from this accounting major buddy of mine from New Jersey named Joe Thompson. This guy I was about to throw down with was from NYC .... his name was Donnie Gordon and he had transfered from the Citadel to play ball .... baseball. He was really good friends with a buddy I had played ball with (football) a transfer (QB) from Bama named Skip Ramsey. (His Dad later became famous for taking a stroke at Bobby Bowden down in Tallahassee on the field after the game.)
So anyways .... Donnie wasn't aware that he was about to throw down with me, and I wasn't aware that I was about to throw down with him, but we were headed to the alley beside Group Therapy and there was a crowd following us out of the bar.
I turned and he popped me twice more .... and I hit him with a hard right hook to the temple that was normally my one punch knockout ... but he stayed up, although he staggered.
He hit me with two more shots and I knew my nose was pouring blood. He was quick and he was accurate and his jabs felt like a horse kicking me in the face.
But I knew I could take the pain and I could give a shite about the bleeding and swelling .... all I thought about was knocking him out and then scarring him badly. I told him I intended to drag him down and throw him in the river.
We exchanged some wicked shots but I was zeroed in on his left eye and his left temple and I finally got in a shot that sounded like meat hitting pavement .... solid hard right hook to his temple. I temporarily blinded him and went in for the kill. He was bleeding badly and he yelled for help from a couple of his baseball buddies.
Two of my football buddies grabbed me and pulled me off after I got one more shot in behind his left ear.
I fought many many more violent fights, hands and feet, knives and guns, afterwards. But that fight with Donnie was a good slugfest .... I respected him afterwards, after we both sobbered up. I ran into him a couple of days later at Stuffy's before heading back to Bragg. Both of our faces with swollen and black and blue .... he said I was the first guy to ever beat him.
I could believe that. He was a surgical puncher and man he could take a punch.
I think he went on to play in the majors .... I think for the Yankees. Then I heard he coached college ball somewhere. He was an a-hole, but I liked and respected him for going toe to toe with me at a time when I was literally annihilating all comers .... in the badlands of Fayettenam NC. (Haye St at Bragg)
I wouldn't mind talking with Donnie again ... if he's still alive. We left a lot of blood in that alley that night ... but it was an old school slugfest.
True story.
Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:19 pm to burger bearcat
First time was not really part of the fight, but was in the middle of it. We were at a biker bar in Metairie many years ago. (We were there because the pool tables were supposed to be good.) The Galloping Goose guys and some other bikers from Marrone's were also there.
All was peaceful until it was not. A bunch of other bikers rushed in and a battle started. Pool balls flying, bottles breaking and pool cues were swinging for what seemed like an eternity, but was likely only a minute or two. I dove under the pool table where we had been playing. The DJ dove under the other side and we each had cues raised in defense.
Just as suddenly, it all ended followed by the sound of revving engines as the attackers departed.
Spilled blood and beer was everywhere. Looked like the assault was mostly successful, although the Goose guys acquitted themselves pretty well considering the surprise attack. I crawled out and noticed that the DJ whose back I covered while he covered mine was a buddy of mine from high school. We laughed. He went back to playing music and I went back to playing my game of pool as others tended to cuts and bruises or cleaned up the broken glass and spilled fluids. Nobody called the police. I looked at my hands as I shot pool and oddly enough, they did not shake.
All was peaceful until it was not. A bunch of other bikers rushed in and a battle started. Pool balls flying, bottles breaking and pool cues were swinging for what seemed like an eternity, but was likely only a minute or two. I dove under the pool table where we had been playing. The DJ dove under the other side and we each had cues raised in defense.
Just as suddenly, it all ended followed by the sound of revving engines as the attackers departed.
Spilled blood and beer was everywhere. Looked like the assault was mostly successful, although the Goose guys acquitted themselves pretty well considering the surprise attack. I crawled out and noticed that the DJ whose back I covered while he covered mine was a buddy of mine from high school. We laughed. He went back to playing music and I went back to playing my game of pool as others tended to cuts and bruises or cleaned up the broken glass and spilled fluids. Nobody called the police. I looked at my hands as I shot pool and oddly enough, they did not shake.
Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:35 pm to MyRockstarComplex
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Alley of what, that one gas station?
To be fair, they do have a strip mall with Marlins Pizza as well.
Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:45 pm to OweO
OweO, shut the frick up. You won't even fight owlie you cripple-crapple,
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:25 pm to HattiesburgTiger5439
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And if you shoot a guy over a treat of getting hit in the face, first off your a piece big pussy. And Secondly your going to jail!
I'm never going to be the aggressor so I have every right to defend myself however I please if someone decides to frick with me unprovoked and it doesn't matter where.
You are completely wrong. I might go to jail in a place like Minnesota but not in Mississippi.
Stand-your-ground law says hold my fricking dick bitch.
This post was edited on 8/25/24 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:33 pm to scrooster
Sunuvabitch I can't believe I found this in the baseball wiki complete with a picture of him.
Weird
I was wrong, he didn't play for the Yankees.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gordon_(baseball)
Weird
I was wrong, he didn't play for the Yankees.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gordon_(baseball)
Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:33 pm to MyRockstarComplex
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Yeah, the first one that comes to mind for me ended up in prison for stomping a kid’s head in at Highland Rd Park. It wasn’t even his fight.
Douglas?
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:03 am to burger bearcat
Not since I was 14 and Butch tried to steal my bike.
Posted on 8/28/24 at 1:44 pm to BRgetthenet
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Douglas?
No. Initials J.O. Just looked him up and saw Edwards pardoned him on his way out of office after 25 years behind bars (or since the incident).
It was interesting to see a Facebook profile made by his family a decade ago with their side of the story and why the case was flawed.
It further drives home the need to avoid street fights.
Posted on 8/28/24 at 2:05 pm to burger bearcat
Worst fight I've ever been in was when I was a teenager, wasn't horrible but my lip was cut pretty bad and bled a little from one of my nostrils. I was probably about 13 or 14 doing the youth program at Audubon zoo. There were some inner city kids in it as well. One of them started fricking with me so I just shoved him down into the dirt in the petting zoo that we were cleaning.
Well this little fricker could box. Dude just started teeing off on me. Feinting, throwing straights, hooks. I wasn't a big kid but he was smaller and fortunately his power didn't match his technique although I VERY vividly remember him circling me and just connecting time and time again. I eventually just tackled him and head butted him a few times
We actually became pretty close for a few years after that like I think a lot of boys do.
I did learn a very important lesson that day that you don't really know who may absolutely WORK you.

Well this little fricker could box. Dude just started teeing off on me. Feinting, throwing straights, hooks. I wasn't a big kid but he was smaller and fortunately his power didn't match his technique although I VERY vividly remember him circling me and just connecting time and time again. I eventually just tackled him and head butted him a few times
We actually became pretty close for a few years after that like I think a lot of boys do.
I did learn a very important lesson that day that you don't really know who may absolutely WORK you.
This post was edited on 8/28/24 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 8/28/24 at 2:09 pm to burger bearcat
I was a bouncer for about 8 years in my 20's. I got stabbed once in the leg, had a bottle smashed of my head ( bottle didn't break). I still remember the last time I punched someone. My brother's 30th birthday because a drunk guy pulled a knife on him for fricking his GF. Good times
Posted on 8/28/24 at 3:21 pm to burger bearcat
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Who has been in a serious fist/street fight
srs for the other people, not me. fighting peeps on the street is easier than 1 min with my sparring partners. people generally can't fight and the overwhelming majority don't have the tools even if they did/do train.
the biggest fear i have in a street fight is getting jumped and/or knives, etc.
Posted on 10/21/24 at 9:24 pm to burger bearcat
Fighting is dangerous these days
I prefer to keep it regulation or get to serious business
I prefer to keep it regulation or get to serious business
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