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re: White House says ‘thousands’ of objects in skies could be used car lot balloons not aliens

Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:26 am to
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7628 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:26 am to
Let's go whiff with a $500k missile on all of them.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105136 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:27 am to
Someone who looks like Jesse Ventura will show up shortly to claim it is swamp gas with light from Venus filtering through it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76736 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:27 am to
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not aliens


well, glad we cleared that up!
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105136 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:27 am to
If it were aliens, they would be crossing the southern border on foot.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74863 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:29 am to
This. I HIGHLY doubt they would waste a $400,000 missile on a used car balloon.

(Damn even the training missiles are $250k, missiles are expensive)
Posted by angryslugs
Member since Apr 2008
11589 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:31 am to
Wait… this wasn’t a bee article??
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24597 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:31 am to
Option 1: they have finally hit their limit from a messaging standpoint with all the disasters going on (Hunter, Twitter, inflation, train, Ukraine, balloons, etc) and aren’t giving this any priority

OR

Option 2: they simply no longer care what the public thinks about this stuff and aren’t putting any effort into their messaging as they know the media will cover for them and they have national elections figured out for 2024.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105136 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:32 am to
The Bee has trouble because the WH press office is dumber than dogshit, meaning it is hard to write something that is farcical without being too close to reality.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9573 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:49 am to
quote:

There are hundreds, “if not thousands,” of unknown objects soaring in the skies — but they’re likely just used car balloons or other benign crafts and not aliens visiting Earth, White House officials said Monday.


Okay. Then what was so special about the ones we shot down.

quote:

here are hundreds, “if not thousands,” of unknown objects soaring in the skies


quote:

There are no UFOs


Does she even know what UFO means?


Posted by HodsonTiger13
Member since Jan 2023
737 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:49 am to
Swamp gas!

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76736 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 8:52 am to
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UFO


Un fricked Orifice ?
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3969 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 9:59 am to
We look like clowns - shooting down used car lot balloons and arguing over gender spectrum. Chinese must be laughing.
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
6027 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:11 am to
I remember when I was young the seniors at my school stole the massive pumpkin balloon from the top of that Halloween store that used to be at Drussilla. That was amazing. They somehow drove it down the interstate and connected to the top of the school. I believe it was like class of ‘86 or ‘88
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43622 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:15 am to
Posted by Carolinabyway
Member since Sep 2022
7 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 6:46 pm to
With the huge increase in the price of helium- dealerships don’t use floating balloons anymore and haven’t for years
Posted by Carolinabyway
Member since Sep 2022
7 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 6:46 pm to
With the huge increase in the price of helium- dealerships don’t use floating balloons anymore and haven’t for years
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77210 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 6:52 pm to
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We look like clowns - shooting down used car lot balloons and arguing over gender spectrum. Chinese must be laughing.


The Chinese are paying good money to line the pockets of our politicians to get this passed ??
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49187 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 6:56 pm to
Why are people assuming they're talking about the balloons they shot down?
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6706 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

There are hundreds, “if not thousands,” of unknown objects soaring in the skies — but they’re likely just used car balloons or other benign crafts and not aliens visiting Earth, White House officials said Monday.



This post was edited on 2/15/23 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66406 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 7:44 pm to
Why didnt mexico, cuba, and Dominican Republic not compete in the summer Olympics?













Because everyone that could run, swim, and jump done left
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