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re: White Elephant Christmas Party Gift Ideas

Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:15 pm to
Also, had an old boss pour Jack Daniels in a Pappy Van Winkle bottle.

The guy who got it freaked out, it got stolen obviously the first 3 turns, then he let the last person know it was Jack Daniels.



He was known to give an expensive gift in there while everyone else had a $20 limit. Man that was so mean
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:18 pm to
i am buying an old JC penny bra ad off ebay, pairing it with some lotion and a box of tissues.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:23 pm to
Last year I took a big beer shite in a diaper. I placed the opened dirty diaper in the box and wrapped it up. The smelll was unbearable
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

y people "fighting for it" I mean people were all saying they wanted it before the numbers were drawn that determined order. Everyone was doing a little scoping out of the gifts in their wrappers ahead of time.

Then the first person picked it and it was a brick and no one stole it

They had a clever wrapping on it that disguised the shape a bit and made it feel softer. I think the guy thought it was an XBox or something

Ah ok, makes more sense. We had a coworker one year pick a gift and it was a bag of wood chips for a smoker. After the whole game was over, he "conveniently noticed" an Amazon gift card attached to the back of the bag. Dude picked his own gift that was a gift card.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:25 pm to
What made it really bad was the guy who opened it up shook the box really hard before unwrapping it. Was a fricking shite bomb when he opened it.
Posted by Jibbajabba
Louisiana
Member since May 2011
3893 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:33 pm to
Take seductive (yet SFW) pics of yourself and go to walgreens and have a calendar made with your pics.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22928 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:34 pm to
Have brought Shake Weight to white elephant before and it doesn't disappoint.

DVD Copy of "The Room" is also a good one.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Last year I took a big beer shite in a diaper. I placed the opened dirty diaper in the box and wrapped it up. The smelll was unbearable



Ummm wtf
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37271 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:34 pm to
Sure you did.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34521 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

I could see the fake scratch off idea going very wrong and someone's feelings getting legitimately hurt. I wouldn't frick around with that. You have to be sure that you have a really good gauge on your crowd



And that exact line of thinking is why our country is a bunch of PC pussies... frick everyone and their feelings, it's a joke in which nobody gets hurt

Not lashing out at you, just saying in general
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20968 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Last year I took a big beer shite in a diaper. I placed the opened dirty diaper in the box and wrapped it up. The smelll was unbearable


Let me guess, you stole it back from him then ate the turd, just so you could show everyone your "shite-eating grin."
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:02 pm to
I ordered a waffle maker that makes them look like the death Star. Under the $25 limit
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:03 pm to
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And that exact line of thinking is why our country is a bunch of PC pussies... frick everyone and their feelings, it's a joke in which nobody gets hurt



There's such a thing as being mean spirited. This boarders on it and to the wrong person it could be quite cruel. Being decent wasn't invented in the last 20 years. I think Jesus might have said something about it.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34521 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:17 pm to
How the frick is that mean-spirited? Yea I can see being a little disappointed it wasn't real, but if you can't laugh at it after the fact then you are a pussy



And it happened to me when I was fresh out of high school... my uncle still brags about it
Posted by Hermit Crab
Under the Sea
Member since Nov 2008
7183 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:19 pm to
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Rubber dog shite


I got a box of that once.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59763 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:24 pm to
Exactly I got over it quick

He said he found them in the parking.

Only gave me onext out of 40 he had in an envelope. When I thought I won I told him we should split it. That's when he told me they were fake.
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8514 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:39 pm to
Dude this is way better than knock off scratch offs
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7354 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 4:24 pm to
I once bought a bottle of Boone's Farm and a variety pack of those dirty magazines they sell behind the counter at Circle K.

DVDs are great for White Elephant/Dirty Santa gifts. FYE in Baton Rouge is having a going out of business sale so everything is 30% off.

Oh, and cheap arse wine or rocks glasses would be good. shite, that's the kind of crap you could regift for your second cousin's wedding.
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 5:25 pm to
Yodeling pickle

This is what I've gotten the past few times, seems to get a good laugh out of everyone.
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