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Which OT’er Joined the Secret Service: Secret Service officer arrested after masturbating
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:39 am
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:39 am
MIAMI (WSVN) - A United States Secret Service officer has been put on leave after authorities say he exposed himself to hotel guests in Miami and began masturbating in front of them.
The Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office says 33-year-old John Spillman “committed the offense of indecent exposure.” He was arrested just after midnight Monday at a DoubleTree near Miami International Airport.
The victims told sheriff’s deputies they were in the hotel lobby when Spillman began menacingly following them, leaving them “in fear for their lives,” according to the arrest report. They claim they later saw Spillman “masturbating next to their hotel room.”
The report says the guests called hotel security, who reportedly found Spillman “with his pants lowered and masturbating on the sixth floor.”
Spillman is from Marble Falls, Texas, and is based in Washington, D.C., according to the Secret Service. He was in South Florida as part of a security perimeter screening detail for President Donald Trump’s visit to the 2026 PGA Cadillac Championship.
His assignment concluded Sunday, and he was off duty when he was arrested.
“The alleged conduct is unacceptable and stands in stark contrast to the professionalism and integrity that I demand of our personnel,” said Secret Service Chief Richard Macauley in part in a statement.
Fox 8 New Orleans
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:41 am to Tarps99
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after masturbating
At least he got to finish.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:44 am to Tarps99
Secret service really has become a joke. Women who can't handle firearms, a guy giving away locations for presidents, this dude, etc etc
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:57 am to TheOcean
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Secret service really has become a joke. Women who can't handle firearms, a guy giving away locations for presidents, this dude, etc etc
At least this guy knows to “fire his weapon.” Unfortunately he did it in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:01 am to Tarps99
Should've kept his weapon holstered.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:04 am to Tarps99
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Which OT’er Joined the Secret Service: Secret Service officer arrested after masturbating
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John Spillman
It’s right there in the name.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:08 am to Tarps99
The old not so Secret Service.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:27 am to Tarps99
dont care had secks.....kinda
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:29 am to TheOcean
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Secret service really has become a joke. Women who can't handle firearms, a guy giving away locations for presidents, this dude, etc etc
I wonder if the expansion of the secret service is to blame. I imagine they’ve added 100’s or even 1000’s of agents in the last few years with the assassination attempts. Casting a wider net for recruitment
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:33 am to Tarps99
guy always had a reputation as a jerk off
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:37 am to Tarps99
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Spillman
Unfortunate surname.
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