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Which OT’er Joined the Secret Service: Secret Service officer arrested after masturbating

Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:39 am
Posted by Tarps99
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:39 am


MIAMI (WSVN) - A United States Secret Service officer has been put on leave after authorities say he exposed himself to hotel guests in Miami and began masturbating in front of them.

The Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office says 33-year-old John Spillman “committed the offense of indecent exposure.” He was arrested just after midnight Monday at a DoubleTree near Miami International Airport.

The victims told sheriff’s deputies they were in the hotel lobby when Spillman began menacingly following them, leaving them “in fear for their lives,” according to the arrest report. They claim they later saw Spillman “masturbating next to their hotel room.”

The report says the guests called hotel security, who reportedly found Spillman “with his pants lowered and masturbating on the sixth floor.”

Spillman is from Marble Falls, Texas, and is based in Washington, D.C., according to the Secret Service. He was in South Florida as part of a security perimeter screening detail for President Donald Trump’s visit to the 2026 PGA Cadillac Championship.

His assignment concluded Sunday, and he was off duty when he was arrested.

“The alleged conduct is unacceptable and stands in stark contrast to the professionalism and integrity that I demand of our personnel,” said Secret Service Chief Richard Macauley in part in a statement.

Fox 8 New Orleans
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:40 am to
Tarps99
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:41 am to
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after masturbating

At least he got to finish.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:42 am to
Reminds me of Mallrats
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:44 am to
Secret service really has become a joke. Women who can't handle firearms, a guy giving away locations for presidents, this dude, etc etc
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:44 am to
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:46 am to
Insert “was that wrong” gif
Posted by AmishSamurai
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:47 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:51 am to
Hiring ONLY the best!!
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
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12711 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:53 am to
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Tarps99



Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:53 am to
"Secret Service"
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12711 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:57 am to
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Secret service really has become a joke. Women who can't handle firearms, a guy giving away locations for presidents, this dude, etc etc


At least this guy knows to “fire his weapon.” Unfortunately he did it in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8685 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:01 am to
Should've kept his weapon holstered.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:04 am to
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Which OT’er Joined the Secret Service: Secret Service officer arrested after masturbating

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John Spillman

It’s right there in the name.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14606 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:08 am to
The old not so Secret Service.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:14 am to
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Posted by MaxxPain2
Member since Oct 2021
1424 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:27 am to
dont care had secks.....kinda
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10545 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:29 am to
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Secret service really has become a joke. Women who can't handle firearms, a guy giving away locations for presidents, this dude, etc etc


I wonder if the expansion of the secret service is to blame. I imagine they’ve added 100’s or even 1000’s of agents in the last few years with the assassination attempts. Casting a wider net for recruitment
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:33 am to
guy always had a reputation as a jerk off
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:37 am to
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Spillman


Unfortunate surname.
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