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re: Which one of you wore a butt plug during an MRI?

Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:22 pm to
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Anal rail gun
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Which one of you wore a butt plug during an MRI?


Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80215 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:40 pm to
I’d take that case
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:43 pm to
That’s Butters

This post was edited on 5/10/23 at 6:47 pm
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9077 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:50 pm to
Well, add that to the MRI screening questions. "Do you have anything inserted into any bodily orifice including your mouth, arse, vagina, or penis?"
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10323 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:51 pm to
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anal rail gun


That’s a new term that I’ve never heard before.


Secret DARPA project for the navy.
Posted by Mr Happy
Member since May 2019
1036 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:51 pm to
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It’s an X ray after the metallic butt plug ripped through his a-hole and into his chest during the MRI, sportsfan

It's not a X-ray. It's a CT. And the butt plug isn't in his chest. It's in his abdomen below the gallbladder. It's clearly metal. There is no way someone with even a high school education could confuse it with silicone. And there's no free fluid or fat stranding, so the only way that metal thing got there was by Photoshop, sportsfan.
This post was edited on 5/10/23 at 6:57 pm
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3255 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:54 pm to
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anal rail gun


Good to see my college nickname coming back
Posted by Metrybaw
Member since Apr 2022
179 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:56 pm to
They probably got a CT after the MRI to determine the location of the butt plug prior to surgery.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6830 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:58 pm to
New warning label for Calif.

Surgeon General's Warning. This toy is not to be used during MRI or any medical procedure, and is known to the state to cause cancer.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2353 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:59 pm to
I think we’re missing the “why” did he think it was a good idea to “wear” it to the appointment?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50405 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:04 pm to
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Client wears butt plug to MRI appointment.


...why?
Posted by Metrybaw
Member since Apr 2022
179 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:06 pm to
Because people are crazy. Probably some pervert who thought it would be funny to get a rise out of the radiologist.

People think that doctors haven't seen stuff like this before, but it's not uncommon.

Never try to apply logic to an illogical situation, you'll only frustrate yourself
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49612 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:10 pm to
Who wears a butt plug to an MRI?
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8352 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:11 pm to
He got railed
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16991 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:11 pm to
Can’t say i have done anything in my life that included the name Anal Rail Gun.

Maybe I’m just not living life to the fullest
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3876 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:13 pm to
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Who knew that you “wore” a buttplug? I thought a person would just insert it, have some buttplug relations, take it out, and put it in the nightstand for later.


Butt plugs were not designed as a sex toy. They were designed to do what their names implies - plug your rectum to prevent shite from leaking out due to anal incontinence. Common for some old people and gay dudes who have completely destroyed their sphincter muscles. That's also why some gay guys only "pitch" and don't "catch". They don't want to be walking around in diapers with a butt plug when they are 35.

Embarrassed I know this stuff but I have a chatty gay friend. Most people only think of gay people as what Hollywood and the media propagandizes. Man, reality is a whole different animal.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37488 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:15 pm to
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Who wears a butt plug to an MRI?


It starts with H and ends with omosexuals
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1349 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:16 pm to
Is that a Bud Light can?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48524 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:19 pm to
Well that is enough internet for today
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