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Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:27 pm to stout
quote:
Which one of you wore a butt plug during an MRI?

Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:43 pm to stout
That’s Butters


This post was edited on 5/10/23 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:50 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Well, add that to the MRI screening questions. "Do you have anything inserted into any bodily orifice including your mouth, arse, vagina, or penis?"
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:51 pm to Ghost of Colby
quote:
anal rail gun
That’s a new term that I’ve never heard before.
Secret DARPA project for the navy.
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:51 pm to The Boat
quote:
It’s an X ray after the metallic butt plug ripped through his a-hole and into his chest during the MRI, sportsfan
It's not a X-ray. It's a CT. And the butt plug isn't in his chest. It's in his abdomen below the gallbladder. It's clearly metal. There is no way someone with even a high school education could confuse it with silicone. And there's no free fluid or fat stranding, so the only way that metal thing got there was by Photoshop, sportsfan.
This post was edited on 5/10/23 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:54 pm to stuntman
quote:
anal rail gun
Good to see my college nickname coming back
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:56 pm to Mr Happy
They probably got a CT after the MRI to determine the location of the butt plug prior to surgery.
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:58 pm to baseballmind1212
New warning label for Calif.
Surgeon General's Warning. This toy is not to be used during MRI or any medical procedure, and is known to the state to cause cancer.
Surgeon General's Warning. This toy is not to be used during MRI or any medical procedure, and is known to the state to cause cancer.
Posted on 5/10/23 at 6:59 pm to stout
I think we’re missing the “why” did he think it was a good idea to “wear” it to the appointment?
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:04 pm to stout
quote:
Client wears butt plug to MRI appointment.
...why?
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:06 pm to imjustafatkid
Because people are crazy. Probably some pervert who thought it would be funny to get a rise out of the radiologist.
People think that doctors haven't seen stuff like this before, but it's not uncommon.
Never try to apply logic to an illogical situation, you'll only frustrate yourself
People think that doctors haven't seen stuff like this before, but it's not uncommon.
Never try to apply logic to an illogical situation, you'll only frustrate yourself
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:10 pm to stout
Who wears a butt plug to an MRI?
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:11 pm to stout
Can’t say i have done anything in my life that included the name Anal Rail Gun.
Maybe I’m just not living life to the fullest
Maybe I’m just not living life to the fullest
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:13 pm to HonoraryCoonass
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Who knew that you “wore” a buttplug? I thought a person would just insert it, have some buttplug relations, take it out, and put it in the nightstand for later.
Butt plugs were not designed as a sex toy. They were designed to do what their names implies - plug your rectum to prevent shite from leaking out due to anal incontinence. Common for some old people and gay dudes who have completely destroyed their sphincter muscles. That's also why some gay guys only "pitch" and don't "catch". They don't want to be walking around in diapers with a butt plug when they are 35.
Embarrassed I know this stuff but I have a chatty gay friend. Most people only think of gay people as what Hollywood and the media propagandizes. Man, reality is a whole different animal.
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:15 pm to HeadSlash
quote:
Who wears a butt plug to an MRI?
It starts with H and ends with omosexuals
Posted on 5/10/23 at 7:19 pm to AUFANATL
Well that is enough internet for today
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