re: Which do you prefer? Vomiting or diarrhea?

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I'm on a no vomit streak since 1995

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Stay away from the black and white cookie.

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I'm on a no vomit steak since 1995 and nothing makes me happier.

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Ok, Jerry Seinfeld

I find it helps to lighten the mood if you play this at peak stomach flu:
I’m Too Sexy

Good luck with the dehydration hangover day.

Edit: once you learn to embrace puking, it’s not that bad (shy the risk of throwing out your back, plus burst capillaries in your face). At least once a year I’ll get stupid and mix a strong IPA with a strong dark beer and end up having to make myself barf it out. Two fingers down the throat like the pretty girls.

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Day care is one hell of a bio weapon

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Definitely.

Had the worst case of strep throat I’ve ever had recently.

shite almost killed me

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Last time I had this happen I hit a point around 3 or 4 something A.M.

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I pretty much have nausea every day around 4am. Couple days ago was the shits while fighting nausea till Reglan could work it's magic (anti-nausea med with motility intact as opposed to Zofran which slows motility. My diseases/meds require motility which works against stopping the shits though for those unfortunate times.)

Brown arse River all day long over vomit.
You can’t post on the OT while your head is in the porcelain.

Puked an average 8 times a day during both of my pregnancies. Was hospitalized for weight loss with the second. I should never have to vomit again...ever. Would welcome diarrhea.

Rather have the shits. 100%. Nausea is the most miserable feeling. I also vomit so hard that I burst blood vessels around my eyes.

I’ll take pissing out my butt everyday of the week and twice on Sunday before vomiting. Vomiting is a borderline phobia for me. I’ll do anything to try and avoid it even when I know I’d feel so much better after. I’m a sympathetic puker and will come close to throwing up just from hearing someone else doing it much less if I see or smell it. Gets interesting with kids when they get sick and I’ve gotten better. My wife (no pics) isn’t phased by vomit so she can deal with the clean up much better than me if the kids are sick. I’m perfectly fine with blood and bone breaks, poop, and pee though. My wife can’t do needles at all though, it’s pretty funny. She had a vagal episode when they were starting her IVs at the hospital for our kids being born. Needles don’t bother me in the slightest.