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re: Where would you rank sex in the greatest things life has to offer?

Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3977 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:07 pm to
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You Heathens! Sex is only to make kids. Anything else is a distortion of its purpose and you should be ashamed


It’s ok as long as you eat Graham crackers afterwards.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216476 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:08 pm to
Oh I see…, you are a virgin….
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
1273 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:10 pm to
Being a dad is an easy 1st place. Sex is def top 3 tho.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5906 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:14 pm to
Wait until you see your children achieve goals, the joy in their face, and how happy they are. For them to give you a hug, and tell you they love you.

I know yada yada yada….

Sex is pale in comparison to that.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17645 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:15 pm to
“…But to us the thought’s as good as the thrill..”
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 7:16 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:17 pm to
The pursuit was the biggest thrill. Its pretty anti climactic when its sealed.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5618 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:18 pm to
After a hot shower and caller ID.
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4092 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:25 pm to
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Wait until you see your children achieve goals


This is probably the best response. Watching your child get a masters, when you never completed nothing close to that is fricking awesome. Especially when I was 19 and didn't have shite when we had to figure this life out.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31555 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:27 pm to
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Now? The novelty has worn out, I've done the things I wanted to experience. I can take it or leave it.

Man I hear this all the time. I’m closing in on 20 years married and honestly I enjoy it now more than ever. I would be miserable if I didn’t enjoy sex with my spouse. I feel sorry for guys that have that issue.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44948 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:29 pm to
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One of the most overrated things on earth.


Have you tried men?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477232 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:30 pm to
I mean sex is cool, but have you ever taken a long time ordering at a fast food place?
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
1051 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:31 pm to
Unbeaten? Ya gotta BTPU according to most rappers!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:31 pm to
It tanks ahead of a good bowel movement.

For now.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7692 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:32 pm to
Hang on, trying to remember what sex feels like.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10734 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:38 pm to
Y’all must be having sex with boring arse people if it’s not that important.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216476 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:40 pm to
Like YOU know anything about the subject.
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7163 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:42 pm to
When you really love someone, number one.

Casual, eh idk. Rather a good meal. Sometimes the trim ain’t worth the headache honestly.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7724 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:42 pm to
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One of the most overrated things on earth.
Sex is easily the most overrated thing on Earth.

But that's mostly because it easily the most hyped thing on Earth. For most people, sex is built up in their mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. Sex could never live up to that kind of hype.

We are inundated with messages about sex and/or using sexuality. I don't think anything else is remotely in the same ballpark in how much it is used to market and sell things.

This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 8:15 pm
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26708 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:46 pm to
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Where would you rank sex in the greatest things life has to offer?


If I had to give up sex the rest of my life or bacon and cheese, I’d be fapping the rest of my life
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:48 pm to
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I feel sorry for guys that have that issue.


Issue?

Once you escape the fascination with sex, its liberating. I dont think people are saying they hate it.
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