re: Where did you get your first blowee?

I got you beat on weirdness. Junior year, around Mardi Gras, in a graveyard behind the local church. She was showing me her grandma's grave, lol.

In the woods behind middle school before football practice. She was older and a cheerleader that had practice when I did. Her friends talked her into it. Her last name was Archambeau and after that, was referred to Arch and Blow. Don’t remember the actual act, so guess it wasn’t that good

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Blowee

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Who the frick uses this word?

Neighborhood whore blew me behind my friend's carport when I was the tender age of 14.

Not my first one, but I’ll never forget the best one.

I was a club pro at an Atlanta area country club. We hosted a charity tournament for a local restaurant chain and the waitresses were in bikinis serving beer from kegs at various holes on the course. I was riding around in a golf cart checking on things when one of the girls waved me down, grabbed my hand, took me in the bathroom and went to work. It was glorious.

Front yard of my high school girlfriend’s cousin’s house. Not the ideal location but I wasn’t complaining.

Thinking back on this now it's kinda fricked up, but I had this girl I had kept in the friend zone for years that clearly liked me more than friends. She was cute and a little thick, but not in any bad way whatsoever.

She went to the local Christian school and was just infatuated with everything me and my friends did, and she was also incredibly gullible. One day on AOL instant messenger I jokingly told her that I'd burn her the newest emo band CD (can't remember who it was) in exchange for a BJ. I included the appropriate terms like "lol" and "jk" to make it fairly clear I was kidding, but she said "okay" nonetheless.

This girl was by all accounts a good girl and had never done anything like this before, so when I presented her with the CD a few days later at my house I didn't actually expect anything to happen.

But then there, on my family couch in the living room with nobody home, she reaches for my belt buckle and undoes it and says something like "we made a deal" and proceeds to do the deed. I was straight up shocked that this actually happened and this girl went through with it, when by all accounts she would never do anything like that otherwise.

I later learned that I was her "experience" she wanted before she tried it with other guys, as I had been her friend for years. It was pretty obvious she was telling me the truth by all the teeth she used that first time, but she also swallowed and I thought that was the greatest thing to ever happen to me at the time.

I burnt her a few more CDs and continued giving her tips to improve her technique, basically something straight out of porn but actually happening to me in real life

I was kinda pissed when I learned she had a new boyfriend a couple months later, my gravy train had derailed

On my living room couch. Lost my virginity right there moments later. Her name was Lydia. Still remember it like it was yesterday even though it was 40 years ago.

Back of a party bus. 16 years old. Good fricking times.

I was 20, she was 28. In her living room while Rob Zombie was playing.