re: When you get invited to eat dinner at a friend's house,

Have you ever gone over to a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I mean...the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush, and the chicken tasts like wood! So you try to play it off (like you think you can) by saying that you're full. But NO..you're friend says,"Mama, he's just being polite, he ain't finished at all! That's BULL!"

So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate