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When the aliens come ...

Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:05 pm
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
40993 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:05 pm
Will they usher us into a new era where there are no more countries anymore?

No more political parties?

No more need to till the soil, carry water and chop firewood?

No more money is needed?

No more wars. No more need for nukes. No more need for religion.

???

By the way, when is this supposed to happen? I can't wait. I am ready with open arms to embrace our new alien overlords and gods. Whatever.
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 12:06 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:06 pm to
I want an 100% unbiased report on what our society really is.
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
3274 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:06 pm to
They will turn us all into homosexual servants
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15948 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:07 pm to
Lucy is minutes away from picking up the football on this alien bs
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25396 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

When the aliens come ... Will they usher us into a new era where there are no more countries anymore?




How's that different than Open Society and No Borders that are working on this today?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
41317 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:07 pm to
I just want them to enforce one thing.


Fix the whole “I’m going to drive the speed limit in the left lane” craze and I will call it a wash.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
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Posted by Elihu
Member since Dec 2020
1468 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:11 pm to
“It’s a cookbook!!”
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60269 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

No more need to till the soil, carry water and chop firewood?


We aren't built to be in a post-scarcity society.
quote:

No more money is needed?

Money is just something which acts as a storehouse of value. People will always find ways to want things and then use other things of value to trade for them.
quote:

No more wars. No more need for nukes. No more need for religion.


There will always be assholes who believe they have the right to rule over others and there will always be those who follow them blindly. Conversely there will also always be those who don't wish to be ruled over and will push back against the assholes.

All that said, these sorts of events have usually proven to be insane amounts of hype around something which is essentially meaningless.
Posted by Lurk
The Parish
Member since Jul 2019
52 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

How's that different than Open Society and No Borders that are working on this today?


Hopefully they wont cut our kid's balls off.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29136 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

When the aliens come ...

They will eat us.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16213 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:21 pm to
I’m going to demand reparations if we’ve been subjected to one big experiment.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
12488 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Will they usher us into a new era where there are no more countries anymore?

No more political parties?

No more need to till the soil, carry water and chop firewood?

No more money is needed?

No more wars. No more need for nukes. No more need for religion.

???

By the way, when is this supposed to happen? I can't wait. I am ready with open arms to embrace our new alien overlords and gods. Whatever.


soundslike the lyrics Lennon scratched out
Posted by Badface
Member since May 2020
1933 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:30 pm to
Will they fix the college football playoffs?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
118079 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

They will turn us all into homosexual servants

Well, they're gonna need a few of us to be their bookeepers. Gays are terrible with money management.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46721 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:32 pm to
Childhood's End
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2833 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:32 pm to
I plan to kill one or two of them and throw some business to my local taxidermist
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
16352 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:33 pm to
Hopefully they save us from AI and muslims.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46721 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:33 pm to
What if they're self-aware space muslim machines?
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