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When sunning your butt hole goes wrong

Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:52 pm
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Actor Josh Brolin tried out the "perineum sunning" craze, which touts the alleged benefits of tanning the thin area of skin between the anus and the vagina or penis. The practice has recently gained steam after a video posted by holistic influencer Ra of Earth suggested such "sunning," claiming that it provides one with “more energy from” the sun in 30 seconds “than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”

Another influencer, who goes by MetaphysicalMeagan, also made headlines for her similar claims of "perineum sunning" for the benefit of health or energy.

However, what Ra of Earth apparently failed to mention was to not overdo it with vitamin D — a lesson Brolin learned the hard way.

“Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin shared on Instagram, along with a string of curse words calling out the “stupid” trend that may in fact be detrimental to one’s health.


Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:53 pm to
I did it for about 5 minutes on Sunday. Ive never felt better in my life.
Posted by Fonzarelli
Dallas
Member since Jan 2015
3972 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:54 pm to


Yeah -- let's just stick one of the very, very few places that has never seen light before directly into the sun. See how that turns out.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:54 pm to
That's why I do ball exposure instead. You sure don't have to worry about wrinkles from too much sun.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:54 pm to
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Brolin shared on Instagram, along with a string of curse words calling out the “stupid” trend that may in fact be detrimental to one’s health.

So stupid that a middle aged adult never thought it could be a bad idea until he did it.
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19573 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:55 pm to
Just got back from sunning my perineum and investing in Rosland Capital. Feel like a new man.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:57 pm to
its a big excuse to rub sunscreen on your anus.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:57 pm to
This is why you never listen to celebrities/actors for opinions on serious topics
Posted by Giantkiller
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:58 pm to
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225Tyga


RA'd.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15779 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:59 pm to
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Giantkiller


quote:

RA'd.



right back atchya
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25446 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:59 pm to
why can't they guys just show some Flintstones vitamins up their arse?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:59 pm to
So I guess the saying "stick it where the sun don't shine" is now mute for some folks.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:00 pm to
Gerbils would eat them
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:00 pm to
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When sunning your butt hole goes wrong


You never hear about all the time sunning your butthole goes right.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:00 pm to
Ive found that people get bored on the west coast really easily.

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:00 pm to
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claiming that it provides one with “more energy from” the sun in 30 seconds “than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”
We aren’t fricking plants.

Hollywood people are fricking weird.
Posted by BatonRougeBuckeye
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2013
1783 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:00 pm to
That’s just great now there goes the phrase “stick it where the sun don’t shine”!
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:01 pm to
And I thought he was all cool and shite. But he’s just another weirdo Hollywood type.


Posted by EdmondDontez
Chateau d'If
Member since Dec 2015
344 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:02 pm to
Sounds like an episode from South Park
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