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When offering two soft tacos for a bj, do you give them to her before or after?

Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:29 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:29 am
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A Florida woman was arrested last Thursday after she offered an undercover police officer oral sex in exchange for Taco Bell. According to WJXT-TV, Buffy Suzanne Bryan, 47, approached an undercover police officer who posing as a customer. She offered the sex act in exchange for two soft tacos — an order which would have cost her $2.14. Bryan was arrested charged with offering, committing, or engaging in prostitution or assignation. It was the ninth time she had been arrested for prostitution.


I know people like money up front. But I'm giving them to her after she's done. Can't risk what's inside Taco Bell's meat to touch my penis.

The tacos may even help wash out her dirty mouth.

Here's her pic:

This post was edited on 2/20/17 at 11:31 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
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64539 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:30 am to
Sounds like she was just letting him know that if he took her on a date to Taco Bell she would put out for him.
Posted by Giantkiller
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:31 am to
Have to see pics before I say no.

ETA: No.
This post was edited on 2/20/17 at 11:32 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:32 am to
legit

Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21896 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:33 am to
quote:

She offered the sex act in exchange for two soft tacos — an order which would have cost her $2.14


Well this is a different twist on the term "2 dollar ho"
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:33 am to
Not even close to legit
Posted by SetTheMood
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:34 am to
She strikes me as more of a Big Montana type gal.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17134 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:34 am to
She'd probably take her teeth out and go to town on your pole
Posted by El Magnifico
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Can't risk what's inside Taco Bell's meat to touch my penis.

Posted by papasmurf1269
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Member since Apr 2005
20895 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:36 am to
I think I would rather have the tacos
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:42 am to
quote:

approached an undercover police officer who posing as a customer


so they were targeting women offering bj's in exchange for tacos?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:43 am to
Why is this illegal?

Grown arse woman is obviously starving and offers to give a harmless blow job so she can eat.

Who's the victim?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:44 am to
quote:

so they were targeting women offering bj's in exchange for tacos?



This caught my eye too
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:44 am to
quote:

She offered the sex act in exchange for two soft tacos


So, a date?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
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Member since May 2014
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Buffy Suzanne Bryan, 47, approached an undercover police officer who posing as a customer


Was this a sting?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6254 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:45 am to
Don't be fooled by such sales tricks. She was counting on the upsell.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:45 am to
Conspiracy theory:

She knew he was a cop and offered this to intentionally get arrested and get 3 hots and cot.

She's been popped for this 8 times before, whats the real difference in 8 or 9 prostitution arrests?

Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Member since May 2013
31112 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:45 am to
quote:

so they were targeting women offering bj's in exchange for tacos?


My thought as well. So I'm on the taco beat tonight? Yup, stand in line, all night, and wait for hoes.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64539 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:45 am to
Well on the bright side you wouldn't have to worry about her scrapping her teeth on your dick.
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
517 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 11:46 am to
Wonder if she'd be down for you and a friend going in halves for a double decker taco?
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