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When I win the powerball tonight, I'm building a trap house
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:49 pm
Entering my home when I'm not there will force people into enclosures where they face nightmares like the Saw movies.
They have a choice of waiting and being shot as a home invader, or attempting to escape in a way that would greatly physically maim them.
That's my security system.
No...not a crack house. A house that is literally a trap.
They have a choice of waiting and being shot as a home invader, or attempting to escape in a way that would greatly physically maim them.
That's my security system.
No...not a crack house. A house that is literally a trap.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:52 pm to X123F45
I'm just gonna make sure my house is secured for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:53 pm to X123F45
I'm going to buy a grand condo in Le Marais in Paris and learn fluent French. I'll live there until it is absolutely overrun by awful Muslims, and then I'll split my time between Beverly Hills and Tokyo, where there are relatively few awful Muslims.


This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:55 pm to X123F45
You would end up, very unironically, trapped in your own home.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:57 pm to SwaggerCopter
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against the law.
Money is law.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:59 pm to stout
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stout
This always ends up the same way.
I get it. You love harassing someone who looks like he could fulfill your gay bear fantasies.
But I'm straight.
So stop trying to ride my dick.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:11 pm to X123F45
Have fun with all he lawsuits and prison time!!!
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:12 pm to Corch Urban Myers
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A house full of shemales?
I actually did see the selma hayek of shemales the other night at whole foods.
I think the rooms should all have the Saw films playing on repeat. Encouragement to move on.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:12 pm to kingbob
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Have fun with all he lawsuits and prison time!!!
Chances are he will be able to afford a much better attorney than the plaintiffs.
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