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When I win the powerball tonight, I'm building a trap house

Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:49 pm
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:49 pm
Entering my home when I'm not there will force people into enclosures where they face nightmares like the Saw movies.

They have a choice of waiting and being shot as a home invader, or attempting to escape in a way that would greatly physically maim them.

That's my security system.


No...not a crack house. A house that is literally a trap.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:50 pm to
csb
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:50 pm to
Yeah, you're a weirdo
Posted by stout
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:51 pm to
Not surprising you would be into traps
Posted by McCringleberryy
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:52 pm to


Trap house
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:52 pm to
I'm just gonna make sure my house is secured for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:53 pm to
I'm going to buy a grand condo in Le Marais in Paris and learn fluent French. I'll live there until it is absolutely overrun by awful Muslims, and then I'll split my time between Beverly Hills and Tokyo, where there are relatively few awful Muslims.

This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 1:54 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:53 pm to
That's against the law.
Posted by DaphneTigah
Flying under the radar.
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:53 pm to
Will need a Trap Queen too.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:55 pm to
You would end up, very unironically, trapped in your own home.
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

against the law.


Money is law.
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:59 pm to
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stout


This always ends up the same way.

I get it. You love harassing someone who looks like he could fulfill your gay bear fantasies.

But I'm straight.

So stop trying to ride my dick.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:07 pm to
The DEA likes this post
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:10 pm to
A house full of shemales?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:11 pm to
Have fun with all he lawsuits and prison time!!!
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

A house full of shemales?


I actually did see the selma hayek of shemales the other night at whole foods.

I think the rooms should all have the Saw films playing on repeat. Encouragement to move on.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:12 pm to
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Have fun with all he lawsuits and prison time!!!


Chances are he will be able to afford a much better attorney than the plaintiffs.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:14 pm to
I'm not
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