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re: When does sex "count" for a woman?

Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:42 am to
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:42 am to
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Just remember this, guys. You have to take ANY and ALL 'female authority' posts from an LLOTOT with a grain of salt. These women frick around on message board all day with 4000 dudes. They ain't normal and don't try to apply their tainted advice in your own lives.



I wasn't giving advice, It's all facts.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118598 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:43 am to
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the kind that happens


Exactly.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:44 am to
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pot....., meet kettle


Hey old man. You shut your whore mouth. You know the LLOTOTs are batshit crazy while the dudes are just bored at work.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:45 am to
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You know the LLOTOTs are bat shite crazy while the dudes are just bored at work.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:45 am to
Hey man grannies can rock it. If my friends grandma was Nina Hartley, I'd toss em all bones.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:46 am to
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You know the LLOTOTs are batshit crazy while the dudes are just bored at work.



Don't forget were really guys here and have no clue about vaginas.


Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7065 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:46 am to
Name? Location? Pic?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:47 am to
It doesn't really bother me how many men my wife's been with before me. It only bothers me when she talks about how big their dicks were.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:48 am to
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Definitely not an oweo, tslg, or hammertime alt


The hell?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:49 am to
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partner count matters when it comes to a man selecting a mate for long term relationship or marriage. The more dicks she has seen, the less effect pair bonding chemicals released during sex will have an effect on her. I've always liked the tape analogy. A fresh piece of scotch tape will stick to anything. But stick it to something and peel it away several times and it no longer sticks. That's the equivalent to a girl who has seen a lot of dicks, she won't be able to stick to a long term partner.


What. The. frick.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:49 am to
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. It only bothers me when she talks about how big their dicks were.


holy shite! that's too cruel!
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46207 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:49 am to
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tainted

tee hee...you said taint.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:50 am to
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What. The. frick


OP is mad cause his girl has seen other pee-pees.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:50 am to
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taint.

nuthin' but a thang
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:50 am to
Just rub it in why don't you.

I wouldn't trade my 50% girl side for the world though. It's very useful.

It's very frustrating too though, bc my bitches' pussies can't fix the tv she breaks, the ruts she leaves in the yard, or the scratch on the truck.

And women people aren't big fans of accountability and not having the "EASY" button to fix everything.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:54 am to
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partner count matters when it comes to a man selecting a mate for long term relationship or marriage. The more dicks she has seen, the less effect pair bonding chemicals released during sex will have an effect on her. I've always liked the tape analogy. A fresh piece of scotch tape will stick to anything. But stick it to something and peel it away several times and it no longer sticks. That's the equivalent to a girl who has seen a lot of dicks,

you are a fricking genius
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
8379 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:55 am to
Boyfriends they actually cared about - 1

Miscellaneous dicks a long the way - 0
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:56 am to
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:56 am to
I wonder how many dicks OP has taken? You know that soy boy has to be a bottom bitch.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:58 am to
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quote:
. It only bothers me when she talks about how big their dicks were.


holy shite! that's too cruel!


I had an ex hit me with a "well, we just fit better" the very next day after we had a conversation about how my new pussy could have told me she was a virgin and I'd have believed it.

I responded to her inconspicuous low blow with a horse joke.

She needed somebody bigger.
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