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When can I hit on my prosecutor?

Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:07 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:07 pm
She seems like a curmudgeon.

She's sexy as it comes. 5'3, dark skin, nice boobs, smart, will probably cost me $$$.

Just seems she needs someone to pull her hair and take control.

Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26238 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:07 pm to
Pics needed
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:08 pm to
Quickly as possible best time would be tomorrow in the courtroom.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:08 pm to
Dead arm the prosecutor, smack the juror
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:09 pm to
"Your honor, I'd like to plead guilty.


Guilty of needing the prosecutor's number."
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:10 pm to
I was close today. Fatso bailiff caught me gawking.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

When can I hit on my prosecutor?

Don't worry. I guarantee that she already has plans to frick you. Just sit back, don't fight it, and let it happen.
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 6:11 pm
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125034 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:10 pm to
Try when she's walking to her car after work. I believe trillhog has said that is his preferred method.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24361 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:11 pm to
You have the right to face your accuser, if you know what I mean.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:12 pm to
Nahh..I retained great counsel, I'm out in a jif.

I asked about her today, he said she's 'unpleasant'..no surprise..only made me want it more.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4461 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:13 pm to
Inb4thickasotmealgif
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:16 pm to
For real..

Is it a decorum issue?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3166 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:17 pm to
"What up prosecutie?"
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

I asked about her today, he said she's 'unpleasant'

Oh yeah. She DEFINITELY wants to frick you.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:20 pm to
She's noticed me over the last 6 months.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56166 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

When can I hit on my prosecutor?


Prosecutor hell, I had the same thought about the judge overseeing my divorce. I'd a turned right around and put a ring on her if she had been available.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:25 pm to
Depends. Are you the defendant? If so, she'll be putting it in your arse.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34797 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
7421 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:26 pm to
I can see it now, she loses this case and sets you up for rape. Get'cha one way or the other
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45552 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:27 pm to
Are you Kenneth Gleason?
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