re: When can I hit on my prosecutor?

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Next time you see her be straightforward. "look, I think you are sexy as frick and I want to take you to pound town. Are you in or out?"

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LINK

chicken,, time to change out the hamsters

What is that shitty link you posted?

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Harris County ?

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frick ya.

If Harris, I'll bet she rolls with my neighbor who works in the DA's office.....as a prosecutor

And no, my neighbor is not her.

The best hitting on the prosecutor I've ever seen was from a little old man. He was an old half-senile drunk that looked exactly like Cotton Hill from King of the Hill.

He was an inmate and was in city court for some harassment or public lewdness or something like that.

So he's sitting there with the rest of the inmates and he tells the prosecutor, you're pretty! Then he starts blowing kisses at her and making kissing noises. Everyone is laughing their arse off. The judge comes in and the inmate says some other flirty thing and the judge says Sherwood if you keep talking I'm gonna hold you in contempt. The inmate said, I wish she would hold me! And he makes this silly face at her. Even the judge laughed a little.

So a little time goes by and he starts talking again. This time the judge says Sherwood do you want to go home today or do you want to go back to jail? He said, can I go home with her?


I was almost ROTFLMAO at that point. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in court.

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"Your honor, I'd like to plead guilty.


Guilty of needing the prosecutor's number."

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I would do this. It's a bold move that could pay off. At worst it gets some good laughs

i'm gonna need a county or parish name