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When beach umbrellas go rouge

Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Member since Dec 2007
21367 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:08 pm
Woman impaled by rouge beach umbrella.
quote:

A Pennsylvania woman is recovering after a terrifying day at an Ocean City, Maryland, beach. Emergency responders said an umbrella broke free, hurtled down the sand, and impaled her in the chest.


Bonus. Check this shitty beach.

So serene.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58107 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:09 pm to
That kind of beach would suck to visit
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:10 pm to


A colder Myrtle Beach?
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7795 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

When beach umbrellas go rouge



Why did this umbrella come to BR?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21367 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:13 pm to
Rouge umbrella is a bloody stick reference.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:13 pm to
Let me know when they go verde
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7795 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Rouge umbrella is a bloody stick reference.



Gotcha The crazy thing about this story is

quote:

The woman is in stable condition and expected to recover.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98137 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:18 pm to
Get Gordon.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53729 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:18 pm to
Khmer you!
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102974 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:20 pm to
I don't see any red umbrellas and why is the color so important in your title?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21367 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Tiger Ryno

Because no one asked you.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3448 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:25 pm to
Can you imagine the piss-to-saltwater ratio?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:25 pm to
I’d quit going if our beach had more than a handful of people. That looks like my worst nightmare.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:26 pm to
Rouge



Their time of the month?
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13332 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:31 pm to
Why is it so hard for people to spell "rogue"?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

When beach umbrellas go rouge
so they opened up wide at the sign of a stiff breeze
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21367 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Why is it so hard for people to spell "rogue"?

I blame it on my Louisiana public education.
Posted by boogedy
Member since May 2011
396 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:21 pm to
Imagine if the chameleon umbrellas actually went rogue.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:24 pm to
rouge


those look like blue to me
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7727 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:39 pm to
Ocean City has a great boardwalk, but one of the best beaches in the country is an hour away. It's called Assateague beach. There are wild horses roaming around all over and it's not heavily populated by fat tourists.
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