re: What's your plan of attack when going to a scrip club?

I am going to bite, and humor you on this on with a serious answer. Because, I personally love strip clubs, but only when I do them in a very specific way.

First, you have to know what you want to go into the club for. The modern strip club is moving away from the "look at naked chicks" model, because you can (and have) seen girls on the internet do literally anything you want. The current movement is designed to sell alcohol and lap dances. Lap dances will run between 20-50 dollars depending on the club and the dancer. There will be a girl or two on stage, but the majority will be walking around looking to get that dance, or VIP room session.

Now, knowing that is the scene, you have to know what it is you want when you go in. Do you want a dance, do you want a private dance, do you want a hand job, do you want a blow job, do you want sex, etc. The price for all of that starts at 20ish (low end) for a dance and goes up from there. If you go on a normal night and AREN'T looking for any of the above, and just sit, you are going to be awkward refusing all the girls asking for dances, or the creepy guy sitting on the rail throwing his hard earned ones at whatever girl is on stage at the moment.

All of that being said, I personally only want to look, and not touch, but I don't want to be a creeper, which leads to my method of going to clubs, as follows.

First, make sure you go on a night when there is some event, like a big game, a fight, or a event hosted by the club, this will cut down on the amount of girls wandering around looking for dances, and will allow you to just watch. Second, bring (at least 2) women, I know the point of these places is to find women, but you'd be surprised how much fun the ladies can have; they will gossip and laugh about the good and bad dancers, and it will rile them up for later, and they won't bother you while you watch the event and the ladies. Third, get a table or a VIP table so you can sit and drink comfortably, your ladies can get themselves settled in, and won't have to worry about other guys playing grab arse and shite. Finally, all you have to do from that point forward is drink expensive drinks and watch the game. You think sporting events have a lot of commercials? frick it, who cares when you can crank your head to the side and watch someone work the pole. With the method I described, you will not be bothered much by anyone other than your waitress, and you can sit back, watch a fight/game and titties all while giving your date something to do and not bother you.

This might be my longest post on this site, but that is how I do strip clubs, and I have a drunken blast every time.