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re: What's your plan of attack when going to a scrip club?

Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:43 pm to
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I have no interest in strip clubs. Happy at home.



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Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:43 pm to
Not to sit on the toilet seat.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19374 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:44 pm to
The candy store used to be like that back in 2002-2006. $5 dances and there were some hot chicks in there and also some duds.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:57 pm to
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I feel creepy, everything feels creepy, and everything deffinitly is dirty


Buddy of mine rented a house to a stripper. When she moved out he called me over to have a look. Never have seen a person let their house get that filthy - ever - not even close.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:11 pm to
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You sound weird


Understatement.

My strategy: throws ones and see tits. That's about it.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:18 pm to
Is this some kind of prescription drug party place?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:24 pm to
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He's stupid bc he could spend a fraction of that on drinks at a bar and bang a random


Or hell, actual hookers. You're a tard if you spend 3K on strippers. That kind of cash could get you a threesome with the two hottest hookers in Vegas.
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 9:29 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:26 pm to
Sit back and get drunk

Watch other dudes throw money at the whores
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:27 pm to
I haven't been to a scrip club in years. Such a waste of money
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18378 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:37 pm to
Go to pharmacy prior to club. Buy some of those new condoms that can tell what STD's the skanks have when you dip your wick.

Start a FB page rating the skanks on numbers and types of STD's
??????
Profit, or not.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
21318 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:46 pm to
loose boxers and a pair of Umbros.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:02 pm to
I like to touch the girls after they implicitly tell me not to... They love that.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13913 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:10 pm to
My key to success:

Don't talk to the strippers like they "are strippers." Talk to them like normal girls.

These are some of my favorite "conversation starters:"
"Do you go out much?"
"What are your favorite local bars?"
"I bet you have some crazy stories about creepy customers, don't you?"

If you go when business is slow, and you just shoot the shite with the dancers (without creeping them out)- you will be banging a stripper within 4 visits.
Posted by bigblake
Member since Jun 2011
2603 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:20 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 8:48 am
Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
2723 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:07 am to
They'll come do a couple tricks for you or rest their tits on your face for a couple bucks.
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