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re: What’s Your Most Impressive Sexual Brag (NSFW)?

Posted on 6/1/23 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
52033 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
1637 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 2:56 pm to
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Was on a flight to Buenos Aires on Aerolíneas Argentinas, the national airline of Argentina. I was disembarking from first class when I locked eyes with the pilot as she was coming out of the cockpit. She thought I was Paul Kantner. She only had 30 minutes but I bent her over the navigator's chair and went to town. She was fine.


Posted by Belaire Buck
Not in Bama
Member since Nov 2011
107 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 3:24 pm to
PIIHB...A couple times...She even liked it at least once.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 3:27 pm to
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I abstained from sharing to avoid bringing this place down in a furious lightning storm



I doubt anyone would care or be impressed. You spend half the day on here flirting with a 50 year old that sends piss videos out to the outdoor board like its a snake ID video

Yawn
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65787 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 3:29 pm to
Damn Jonesy, he just asked for one ping only.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 3:35 pm to
don’t know what her problem is, she follows me around in threads with her panties in a knot pissing and moaning about who knows what, I guess at least one of my serial downvoters has reared its ugly head
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 3:39 pm to
Ive maybe said like 2 or 3 things about you ever on here

You brag nonstop on here to a bunch of dudes that dont care. Might as well be oweo stories. Nice referring to me as a woman though
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 3:51 pm to
speaking of flirting, aren’t you the one that started a back channel affair with another poster and ended up breaking up at least one family, maybe two, and ended up marrying her?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 3:55 pm to
you sound like oweo.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 4:05 pm to
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you sound like oweo.



guessing that's a yes




schmuck
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72604 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 4:38 pm to
I got to third base on my honeymoon... It was after she passed out, but still.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11615 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 5:29 pm to
I thought the show Naked and Afraid was what my wife said about her experience on my honeymoon. I dunno.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17099 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 5:38 pm to
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Craig James banged 5 hookers at one time and then killed them


There needs to be an ESPN 30 for 30 on this
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15701 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 5:45 pm to
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So was everything focused on you, or did they participate on each other as well?


They made out at the same time. One was laid on the bed doggy and the other on her back. I had hands and uncle Richard going at the same time and alternated back and forth.

Like Jerry Seinfeld said… “it’s a scene, man”… a night I’ll never forget.
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
10671 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 5:48 pm to
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BR named London Boring


Was she ever a bartender at the Bayou?
Posted by VaeVictus
Member since Feb 2017
1524 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 5:51 pm to
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Craig James banged 5 hookers at one time and then killed them


Norm Macdonald never saw so many dead hookers in his life.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4499 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 5:56 pm to
2nd base with Marilyn Chambers
Posted by shoelessjoe
Member since Jul 2006
9919 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 7:53 pm to
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2nd base with Marilyn Chambers

bullshite
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22224 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 8:25 pm to
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2nd base with Marilyn Chambers

What is second base for a chick like her? It's gotta be at least a blowjob, right? Hand, mouth, pussy, arse, single, double, triple, homerun. A Grand Slam, well, use your imagination.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:01 pm to
Good, two chicks at one time.

Bad they were just OT 4 or OT 3.

Hey, I was 18 did not care.
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