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re: What’s Your Most Impressive Sexual Brag (NSFW)?
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:17 pm to johnnyrocket
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:17 pm to johnnyrocket
My 1st wife’s cousin on the stairs. Wanted up the Hershey highway and wanted me to finish on her… well you know.
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Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:30 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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This redhead I used to frick asked me after we had slept together maybe twice, in a very quiet, matter-of-fact voice "Do you want me to be your bitch?"
I used to frick a redhead that would tell me to pull out and cum in her arse. And then tell me to “leave it inside her” while we slept
She was also a crazy squirter. I mean soak the bed level of squirting. Redheads are awesome
Posted on 6/1/23 at 10:03 pm to 777Tiger
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not a conquest or brag but I had Grace Slick on a flight once and of course they boarded her early, I was coming out of the cockpit to get something about the time she was entering first class and we met face to face, she asked me if I was the pilot, I said yes I am, she goes "I don't think I've ever fricked a pilot," I looked at my watch and said "well, we've got about thirty minutes before I have to get to work," she goosed me and burst out laughing
Lololololololol
Posted on 6/1/23 at 10:05 pm to WB Davis
I hesitate to chime in because you bunch of asshats don't believe shite 
True story. While I was finishing grad school in the early 90s, I flew from FYV to Dallas every Friday night because my wife had already secured a job in Dallas with a freight company. I was able to fly as a non-rev passenger because of her job and I had to fly American Eagle or ASA out of Drake Field.
One Friday night flight, I was the ONLY passenger on the ASA flight. That was a first but I usually flew on AE. I think they operated some type of Embraer planes, pretty small. The one flight attendant was an OT 6-7. I remember having to sit toward the back for weight reasons? Before we departed, she sat on the arm of the seat across and in front of me and we just small-talked and laughed a little. At the risk of sounding like a Penthouse forum post and to shorten this story, I will say, somewhere between FYV and DFW, she blew me. Yes, I was married and that makes me a loser. But, I was 28 and, you know how that goes.
True story. While I was finishing grad school in the early 90s, I flew from FYV to Dallas every Friday night because my wife had already secured a job in Dallas with a freight company. I was able to fly as a non-rev passenger because of her job and I had to fly American Eagle or ASA out of Drake Field.
One Friday night flight, I was the ONLY passenger on the ASA flight. That was a first but I usually flew on AE. I think they operated some type of Embraer planes, pretty small. The one flight attendant was an OT 6-7. I remember having to sit toward the back for weight reasons? Before we departed, she sat on the arm of the seat across and in front of me and we just small-talked and laughed a little. At the risk of sounding like a Penthouse forum post and to shorten this story, I will say, somewhere between FYV and DFW, she blew me. Yes, I was married and that makes me a loser. But, I was 28 and, you know how that goes.
Posted on 6/1/23 at 10:08 pm to Deactived
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a 50 year old that sends piss videos out to the outdoor board like its a snake ID video
Citation needed.
Posted on 6/1/23 at 10:09 pm to dukke v
quote:fudgecicle
My 1st wife’s cousin on the stairs. Wanted up the Hershey highway and wanted me to finish on her… well you know.
Posted on 6/1/23 at 10:53 pm to WB Davis
I didn't catch anything from your mom.
Posted on 6/1/23 at 11:29 pm to WB Davis
My wife gave me a beeej on our 10th… count’em 10th wedding anniversary.
Posted on 6/1/23 at 11:32 pm to OWLFAN86
I banged an Essence during Essence Fest.
Posted on 6/1/23 at 11:52 pm to WB Davis
London Bridging your mom with A buddy
Posted on 6/2/23 at 12:40 am to dukke v
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My 1st wife’s cousin on the stairs. Wanted up the Hershey highway and wanted me to finish on her… well you know.
fricking gross. Keep that shite to yourself, homey.
Posted on 6/2/23 at 9:04 am to BigFatPig
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Yes, I was married and that makes me a loser. But, I was 28 and, you know how that goes.
28 ain't 18, and yes you're a loser
Posted on 6/2/23 at 11:01 am to WB Davis
Can we add “Penthouse” under the “forums” tab?
This post was edited on 6/2/23 at 11:03 am
Posted on 6/2/23 at 12:40 pm to WB Davis
(no message)
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 6/2/23 at 12:41 pm to dirtytigers
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even got some eiffel tower action in
Well, it is Pride month.....
Posted on 6/2/23 at 12:50 pm to WB Davis
got a BJ at church camp from a 25 year old chick on the side of the frio river...
who was my wife while we were both chaperones and the kids were off doing worship time.
had y'all in the first half.
who was my wife while we were both chaperones and the kids were off doing worship time.
had y'all in the first half.
Posted on 6/2/23 at 1:30 pm to WB Davis
I wake up. It's four in the morning.
I don't know who I'm with, why I'm there
and where I am.
What am I gonna do?
I got this Asian flower all giggly and dewy-like and this hard-boiled navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
We're three across the bed, not a stitch of clothes on.
It comes to me. Let east meet west. We'll build a golden bridge.
Hah-hah!
I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers!
I don't know who I'm with, why I'm there
and where I am.
What am I gonna do?
I got this Asian flower all giggly and dewy-like and this hard-boiled navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
We're three across the bed, not a stitch of clothes on.
It comes to me. Let east meet west. We'll build a golden bridge.
Hah-hah!
I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers!
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:26 am to Deactived
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you sound like oweo.
I just joxied my name.. Go figure who is talking about me. Jones, serious question. You want to touch me inappropriately huh?
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:31 am to WB Davis
3 different chicks in a wknd. Not all that impressive I guess but my 21 y/o self sure as hell enjoyed it.
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:34 am to WB Davis
Ppl with the last name Davis are usually trashy asf , so I believe you OP.
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