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re: What’s Your Most Impressive Sexual Brag (NSFW)?

Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:20 pm to
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23595 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:20 pm to
i'm just gonna stay on the sideline on this one...
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65610 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:26 pm to
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I knew a lady in BR named London Boring who was not boring. she loved strip clubs and loved to frick.
She’s 52 and lives in Maurepas?

Just a wild-arse guess…..
Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:34 pm to
My first job out of college, I banged the owner of the company twice during the office Christmas party. The first time in the bathroom, and the second time about an hour later in a closet.

Never banged her again and it was never brought up between us in the year or so afterwards while I worked there.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:37 pm to
mike you won’t have to watch from your phone at work, like last week

Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2474 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:39 pm to
2 chicks at the same time at a Motel 6 in Riverside, CA. They were a little bit heavy but it counts.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6546 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:42 pm to
Taylor Lorenz made drunken advances on me evening February 5, Four Seasons hotel bar in Mexico City. Police were called because of her brazen disrespect for Ministry of Health standards and attempts to have me judge her "nipple firmness quality" in public.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65610 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:43 pm to
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3 some with twin nurses from Milwaukee in Vegas

and met them in Vegas to do it again months later
You dumbass, they were Minnesota Twins.

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175810 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:45 pm to
that explains the cleat marks
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65610 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:52 pm to
“Choke up!”
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175810 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:53 pm to
4 balls , take your base
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12916 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:56 pm to
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13 times in one 24hour period. Same girl. No meth involved. It was my birthday.

That's crazy. I/we did 7 times in one day (in Paris) which resulted in the worst UTI she ever had, then a wedding, then 3 children. Empty nesters now. No idea when we will have sex again, to be honest. I'll have to push for it.....
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29500 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:59 pm to
Age is correct, don’t know where she lives now. It’s been 12 years since I’ve seen her.


Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
36951 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:01 pm to
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What’s Your Most Impressive Sexual Brag (NSFW)?


Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:05 pm to
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mike you won’t have to watch from your phone at work, like last week



Nah! We never go to Hoover.

We're die-hard LSU Baseball and Football fans but we can only afford season tickets to Football and Baseball and go to one away Football game per season. This year we're going to Orlando for the FSU game.

When I was at work I was following here. And I am incredibly thankful for the PBP guys like Cheer JML and RT.
These posters seriously deserve some sort of compensation from the TD boss for what they provide during baseball season.
I've relied on these guys' PBP of LSU Baseball games for almost 10 years now
when I can't be at the Box or watching on TV




This post was edited on 5/31/23 at 10:08 pm
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11283 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:06 pm to
I blew 11 wads in 2 hrs and draped the condoms on the side of the trash can like trophies. Girlfriend thought it was both disturbing and hilarious.
Posted by Fear TheSpear
Bradfordville
Member since May 2023
203 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:17 pm to
Lasted 3 seconds instead of 2,
One time
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38377 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:31 pm to
My first “milf” was a 40 year old when I was 21. Met her on 4th of July weekend in Florida, just a stranger that happened to be parked on a boat near ours. I was living in Tuscaloosa at the time and she was living in birmingham. I didn’t get her number, but we were flirting all day and I remembered her name and occupation (she was a public school teacher)

I looked up her school email address and shot my shot via email. Ended up hooking up with her 6 or 7 times.
Posted by Farmtiger
West "By God" Monroe
Member since Dec 2003
2787 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:35 pm to
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She was a 6 but a millionaire.


A millionaire 6 is better than an OT 10 anyday!
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
36951 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:41 pm to
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she was a public school teacher
Someone needs to offshoot a topic - teachers vs. nurses, the slut off.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:44 pm to
I have sex with my wife and she hasn't left yet...yet
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