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re: What’s Your Most Impressive Sexual Brag (NSFW)?
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:16 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:16 pm to theunknownknight
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I’m not gay like the OP
So you're a different sort of gay, then?
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:17 pm to 777Tiger
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not bothering, this place wouldn’t believe it,
Well duh
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:19 pm to 777Tiger
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not bothering, this place wouldn’t believe it, but my entire career has been in a target rich environment
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:21 pm to WB Davis
22 and got to bone a 30 yr old PA at the hospital. I had hit on her a few times when she would show up at a bar around the corner from my house with her work friends. Never got anywhere. Husband was one of the guys who got caught up with that mistress website from a few years ago. She was embarrassed, and wanted to show that it wasn't her fault.
Was a good time. 8/10 would go again.
Was a good time. 8/10 would go again.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:22 pm to WB Davis
I have a wife who has an even higher sex drive than me.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:25 pm to TDsngumbo
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That’s the most the GOP not named Donald John Trump has accomplished in decades.
I owed him a vote for sure after that night.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:26 pm to Jones
quote:youve seen my sexual charisma in action
Jones
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:27 pm to GreenRockTiger
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I get laid almost every night
My x wife and I had sex almost every night. Almost on Mondays, almost on Tuesdays, almost on Wednesdays …..
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:28 pm to OWLFAN86
I have goosebumps just thinking about it
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:31 pm to WB Davis
I would not consider this a brag but I was partying in Nola around 1990 and a hot woman (early 30’s) asked me if I would come up and watch her husband bang her. She said she would make it worth my while.
I thought she was going to pay me to watch. (I was a early 20’s idiot).
I went to their place in the quarter and watched them have sex. It was weird and did not turn me on at all. Anyway, the guy finished and then he just went into the bathroom to take a shower.
Naked girl crawls over to me and says “your turn”. I was not planning on going second so I finished while she was blowing me and apologized and left.
I did take a new bottle of bourbon on my way out so it was kind of a win for me. I did not tell any of my friends I was with what happened until we were headed back to Auburn.
I thought she was going to pay me to watch. (I was a early 20’s idiot).
I went to their place in the quarter and watched them have sex. It was weird and did not turn me on at all. Anyway, the guy finished and then he just went into the bathroom to take a shower.
Naked girl crawls over to me and says “your turn”. I was not planning on going second so I finished while she was blowing me and apologized and left.
I did take a new bottle of bourbon on my way out so it was kind of a win for me. I did not tell any of my friends I was with what happened until we were headed back to Auburn.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:32 pm to Jones
quote:and to think you almost missed it
I have goosebumps just thinking about it
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:34 pm to mikelbr
void
This post was edited on 6/1/23 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:45 pm to WB Davis
13 times in one 24hour period. Same girl. No meth involved. It was my birthday.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:55 pm to TexasTiger33
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I repeat my above response, but will add that I know you sit in the outfield bleachers, so we can Taco 'bout it more if necessary, homeboy...
I think you've mistaken me for an OTer who wishes to remain anonymous. I'm a wide-open retard.
I'm in the front row of 124. We'll be there this weekend and hopefully the next.
Come have a beer and shot with me and we can rub dicks in HR Village!
This post was edited on 6/1/23 at 7:16 am
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:56 pm to dbuchanon
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Kitty that bad??
Nope, that was in my younger days when I could nut and keep going.
Exctacy may have been involved also.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:58 pm to Saintsisit
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Nope, that was in my younger days when I could nut and keep going.
This is often not talked about but true shite. When we were teenagers we could frick straight through a nut or two and pull out on the third.
That's how girls get pregnant.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:58 pm to mikelbr
void
This post was edited on 6/2/23 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:03 pm to TexasTiger33
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I'm the upvote.
Preciate you man.
We gonna whoop some Tulane arse. You gonna be there Friday? We aren't tailgating that early on Friday but will be set up behind Left Field about 3 hours before game on Saturday.
Come do a cheap vodka shot and drink a Bud Light(maybe Ultra if my gf picks the beer) with me. We aren't really gay or nothin.
This post was edited on 5/31/23 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:09 pm to Saintsisit
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Exctacy may have been involved also.
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:11 pm to WB Davis
Had sex while driving a pickup on the street of our small town square while driving past the county courthouse. 
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