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re: What's your most embarrassing moment at a grocery store?
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:54 am to Adam4848
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:54 am to Adam4848
Checking out and let out a loud one which I couldn’t control.
The smell was aweful and the checkout girl smelled it.
The lady behind me in line made a sound of disgust and went into another lane. She was my high school physics teacher
The smell was aweful and the checkout girl smelled it.
The lady behind me in line made a sound of disgust and went into another lane. She was my high school physics teacher
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Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:57 am to Adam4848
As a toddler having never seen a black man we were checking out and there was a big black guy in line and I pointed at him and said look daddy a gorilla 
True story. Was probably more embarrassing to my dad
True story. Was probably more embarrassing to my dad
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:57 am to Hotgin
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at the exact same time we both notice one of her boobs has popped free
Well, was it nice?
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:57 am to DemonKA3268
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at the exact same time we both notice one of her boobs has popped free
Well, was it nice?
Like a bag of sand
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:01 pm to LCA131
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Like a bag of sand
He didn't say he grabbed it.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:06 pm to SlidellCajun
why do so many people on this board have uncontrollable farts?!
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:07 pm to beulahland
I legit laughed out loud
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:12 pm to Adam4848
about 40 years ago when i was in my 20s, i went into a grocery store and dropped a bag of weed right by the front door inside the store.
on my way out i saw it and grabbed it thinking i found something, only to realize that it was mine and that it fell out of my pocket on the way in.
i felt embarrassed and lucky at the same time that no one else saw it
on my way out i saw it and grabbed it thinking i found something, only to realize that it was mine and that it fell out of my pocket on the way in.
i felt embarrassed and lucky at the same time that no one else saw it
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:15 pm to LSU Coyote
Who the frick uses a check at a grocery store anymore? I'm 33 and worked at a Kroger in high school and even then it was odd, but it was always some 80+ year old. Don't think I ever see it anymore as a customer.. but who knows.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:21 pm to Stexas
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The clerk (I lovingly like to call them dinkers) asked for my ID and looked at it smiled and said happy birthday. Then she started laughing, "Wait you're only 21?" Calls the Manager over to look with her and then they make it a huge deal about how my receding hair line makes me look soooo much older. It wasn't that big of a deal but kinda triggered me. Then she grabs the microphone and proceeds to sing happy birthday into the microphone while laughing and pointing to me. One of the girls I had in class (that I had previously asked out but got shot down) was walking by and stopped and told me happy birthday and the dinker says, "did you know he's ONLY 21?!?! He could pass for 30!!!" Girl says, " no way, you're older than 21 right? I thought you were older and returning to school after the military or something like that."
Ok you win. This is the kind of embarrassing that makes you want to crawl into a hole for a week
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:21 pm to Adam4848
I literally laughed out loud Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:22 pm to dyslexiateechur
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Ouch. I have the opposite problem. I once sat at a table with my kids waiting for a waiter to bring me a glass of wine and when he got there he asked nervously, “Um….where did your mom go?”
My mom has visited me before and took me to lunch and the waiter thought she was my wife. She looks 10 years younger than she is and I look older than I am though to be fair
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:25 pm to mikelbr
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mikelbr
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I love Gay Porn".
Checks out
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:29 pm to Adam4848
I was in Kroger with my wife. While we were standing in line she asked me to run get a can of beans or something. When I returned she was checking out, so I said, "hey" and tossed the beans to her, she missed the catch and the can hit the cashier in the forehead... She was a bit pissed off.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:29 pm to Adam4848
Not to me but to my mom. When I was 2 the checkout lady said to me what a cute little boy I in return said to her “I’ll piss on you”. At least that’s how the story was told to me in later years. Also my grandmother was with us and walked off like she didn’t know who the hell we were.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:31 pm to Hotgin
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I feel bad help her up and at the exact same time we both notice one of her boobs has popped free.. all I can do is look away say sorry and wheel off awkwardly
It’s embarrassing that you blew such an opportunity served to you on a platter
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:32 pm to Adam4848
I knocked over a display when I was a kid and mom beat my arse in front of everyone.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:36 pm to BOSCEAUX
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When I was 2 the checkout lady said to me what a cute little boy I in return said to her “I’ll piss on you”
Shooters shoot
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:37 pm to deltaland
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It’s embarrassing that you blew such an opportunity served to you on a platter
Should have said “Well…Might as well make it a show.”
Posted on 8/5/21 at 12:48 pm to Adam4848
one time i could not think of the term "meat tenderizer" and what came out was "meat beater". Got a weird look from the lady helping me.
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