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re: What's your most embarrassing moment at a grocery store?
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:26 am to Adam4848
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:26 am to Adam4848
I once asked if the live tank lobsters were fresh. Ole baw looked at me and before he answered or could laugh at me, I was shaking my head in humble humiliation. He proceeded to still laugh at me which I fully deserved.
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Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:27 am to Stexas
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Girl says, " no way, you're older than 21 right? I thought you were older and returning to school after the military or something like that."
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:27 am to danilo
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Accidentally bought generic brand. So embarrassing
Here's the guy who doesn't shop at HEB. Let's make fun of him.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:30 am to dyslexiateechur
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Ouch. I have the opposite problem. I once sat at a table with my kids waiting for a waiter to bring me a glass of wine and when he got there he asked nervously, “Um….where did your mom go?”
Yup, didn't really dawn on me but I could routinely walk into convenience stores and buy a 12 pack without being carded, I just wanted to do it legally for the first time.
side note: I talked to that girl more the next day in class and she said she had shot me down because she thought I was much older, so I asked her out again and she shot me down again with another excuse about now seeing someone. It was pretty humbling.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:30 am to Adam4848
As children my brother and I climbed a stack of sacked potatoes. My dad said to get down and I yelled 'king of the hill'....quickly followed my the entire stack of sacks falling over. He beat us with his belt and made us pick up the entire sack in front of like 6-8 people. He wouldn't let the store clerk help us.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:33 am to Emteein
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you know I've never even opened that app, Think I will do that now. In every case where I didn't have my wallet, I had my phone.
If there's one positive from this vaccine BS, it brought a ton of visibility to the LA Wallet app. Prior to Covid, a lot of places didn't think it was valid and wouldn't accept it as valid ID.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:34 am to Adam4848
Bought a box of condoms. Some 16 year old rings me up and just smiles awkwardly at me and wishes me a good night.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:37 am to LouisianaLady
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We put a cucumber in my friend's seat when she forced us to see 50 Shades of Grey in the theater.
My kids put a fricking magnet on my car that read, "I love Gay Porn".
I still have it... in the glove box.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:38 am to Adam4848
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What's your most embarrassing moment at a grocery store?
During all the masking up BS last winter I was walking in the store and was wearing track pants or whatever you call them and a hoodie, along with my mask. I also have shorter kinda spikey hair and some lady thought I was a lesbian.
I don't even drive a Jeep. Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:38 am to Adam4848
Passed out huffing whipped cream propellant in the dairy isle.
Came to on my back surrounded by a family of Mexicans looking down at me.
Came to on my back surrounded by a family of Mexicans looking down at me.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:40 am to Teddy Ruxpin
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Here's the guy who doesn't shop at HEB. Let's make fun of him.
Unfortunately don’t live in the Free Republic of Texas
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:41 am to Adam4848
I had bad stinking farts and let one out just as a beautiful girl turned down my isle.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:43 am to beulahland
Having worked in the grocery store, the best place to be is in the produce freezer. You can literally do nothing but hang out, smoke and eat fruit all day.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:44 am to Adam4848
Didn’t happen to me but I witnessed it… at HEB about a week ago coming to the end of an aisle with my cart a woman is half sprinting notices me last minute tries to stop and her feet slide out from underneath her she wipes out hard I feel bad help her up and at the exact same time we both notice one of her boobs has popped free.. all I can do is look away say sorry and wheel off awkwardly
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:45 am to Adam4848
I was in the cereal aisle reading a label like an idiot, and I felt one brewing. Looked around, didn't see a damn person in the aisle with me. Well I guess I didn't check my blind spot. I let it out and heard "are you kidding me?" while I see a blond chick walk away. I walked out the store without buying a damn thing. WTF? Why didn't my eyes work that day??
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:46 am to Hotgin
Give me a visual here. What we talking?
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:46 am to Adam4848
Took a bag of grapes from near the bottom on a huge mountain of bags of grapes and the whole display landslid onto the floor and millions of grapes rolled everywhere. At a heb, left promptly
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:46 am to Adam4848
I started in the checkout line but it was silent. The stench rose and spread quickly. I asked out loud who did it and left my cart and walked out. Somehow, I knew they knew that I did it.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:49 am to CrappyPants
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I felt one brewing. Looked around, didn't see a damn person in the aisle with me. Well I guess I didn't check my blind spot. I let it out
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CrappyPants
Checks out
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:49 am to Adam4848
When I was a kid, I went with my mom to Walmart. We were checking out, and the cashier had major meth mouth. I had just lost a tooth, and yelled "the tooth fairy is coming to see me too!"
Mom was petrified
Mom was petrified
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