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re: What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:36 am to fjlee90
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:36 am to fjlee90
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Student Life church camp 2015. I attended a rather wealthy Baptist church growing up. For whatever reason they thought it prudent to send a bunch of teens to South Padre Island for church camp... and rent us hotels.
Reminds me of the summer after college when my friend asked me to be a counselor for a church camp for 14-16 year olds. This was a wealthy non-denominational church. I decided to help and those kids were wild.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:56 am to inkorrect
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How I lost my virginity
TRUE STORY!
Sabine River Burr Ferry LA. I'm 16
My trashy Pit Bull pulled a Lassie and alerted us to four children drowning. My friend Andy and the pit are the real heroes... Anyway I ended up pulling two of the young girls out of the river.
Their older cousins thought more of me than they should. My first was with two girls.
Every time I read a pit bull = trashy thread I think to myself... yeah may be it's true but frick off I owe my old pit a ton of gratitude.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:46 pm to inkorrect
Took the family car without them knowing to pick her up. Banged in my bedroom, then brought her home. We were friends and decided to be each other's 1st to kind of get it out the way, I guess. We were 14.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 2:53 pm to inkorrect
I was 15 close to 16, she was 14. She was my first, I was her tenth (of course, she is now a nurse - after a brief stint as a Fireball girl). She had lots of daddy issues.
We were supposed to go to a music festival, but her parents wouldn’t allow her so she came over to my place - I agreed to keep her company. My folks were gone all day. Between 10:00 am and 4:00 pm, I nutted a solid 7 times. None of which were in excess of 30 seconds. Stopped around noon to get some Chile’s queso to go. Still one of the most memorable days of my life.
We were supposed to go to a music festival, but her parents wouldn’t allow her so she came over to my place - I agreed to keep her company. My folks were gone all day. Between 10:00 am and 4:00 pm, I nutted a solid 7 times. None of which were in excess of 30 seconds. Stopped around noon to get some Chile’s queso to go. Still one of the most memorable days of my life.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 4/30/19 at 2:56 pm to inkorrect
I imagine many responses will reference your mother.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 3:04 pm to inkorrect
Mine is just your normal banged a girlfriend in the backseat of a nissan maxima story, but my friend from high school had a good one.
He was a virgin during that dorm move in week before Freshman year. He stood outside of Graham Hall and told every girl walking in, "I'm a virgin want, to be my first?" He got slapped. He got laughed at. He got ignored. Then he got laid.
His experience taught me you never know the answer if you don't ask the question. The next day he thought he could pull the same move at Miller, but "hey i got lucky for the first time yesterday, want to be number 2" didnt have the same magic to it.
He was a virgin during that dorm move in week before Freshman year. He stood outside of Graham Hall and told every girl walking in, "I'm a virgin want, to be my first?" He got slapped. He got laughed at. He got ignored. Then he got laid.
His experience taught me you never know the answer if you don't ask the question. The next day he thought he could pull the same move at Miller, but "hey i got lucky for the first time yesterday, want to be number 2" didnt have the same magic to it.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 4/30/19 at 4:03 pm to BlackAdam
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taught me you never know the answer if you don't ask the question
Like old Doc Suarez used to say..."Willie Mays hit a lot of home runs, but he struck out a lot too."
Posted on 4/30/19 at 4:50 pm to Poohter
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You're doing it wrong.
No I know how to respond to OT threads, thanks.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:19 pm to inkorrect
Hot girl.
Me.
Boone’s strawberry wine.
Ooooooooh yeah!
Me.
Boone’s strawberry wine.
Ooooooooh yeah!
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:25 pm to inkorrect
We were both 17 at the time and I took her to this hunting and fishing club my family were members at. It was a Sunday and past closing time and it’s members were mostly rich Atlanta fricks that I loathed so I figured we would get some privacy. We went to this cabin that overlooked the lake I liked to bass fish at and got going. We were at it for probably 10 minutes of the worst sex either of us have had when I heard a noise on the deck. We turned around on the couch to see this 7 year old boy looking in on us and his dad coming up right behind him to see my bare arse balls deep in this girl. We both promptly threw on our clothes and ran out the side door of this cabin to avoid this guy from catching me. We were able to avoid him and get in her car and scram. I never heard anything from the people that worked there about some kid boning a girl in the lake house.
Saw her recently and we both got a good chuckle about it. Would give my left nut to frick her again honestly.
Saw her recently and we both got a good chuckle about it. Would give my left nut to frick her again honestly.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:26 pm to Donkeypunch
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My buddy and I asked his cousin (mid 20’s , IRL 1/OT -3
This shite made me laugh harder than I should’ve
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:27 pm to GeorgiaTiger678
quote:What’s stopping you?
Saw her recently and we both got a good chuckle about it. Would give my left nut to frick her again honestly.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:32 pm to Geauxtiga
She ain’t about that life anymore, idk why she was with me in HS in the first place. She was the valedictorian and I was your generic stoner who didn’t give much of a shite about anything. I’m grown up now and so is she but we had a bad breakup our senior year that probably left enough bad blood with her to make sure we aren’t a thing anymore.
Funny enough our breakup was probably the main catalyst for me to go to LSU. She broke up with me and started dating one of my good friends not even two week later which cause all sorts of chaos amongst my friends group. I was fricking heated about it and just wanted to get as far away from the state of Georgia as I could while staying in the SEC. So I decided to go to LSU and it was the best choice I’ve made in recent years.
Funny enough our breakup was probably the main catalyst for me to go to LSU. She broke up with me and started dating one of my good friends not even two week later which cause all sorts of chaos amongst my friends group. I was fricking heated about it and just wanted to get as far away from the state of Georgia as I could while staying in the SEC. So I decided to go to LSU and it was the best choice I’ve made in recent years.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 5:43 pm
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:51 pm to inkorrect
Junior year of high school, both of us were 17. We were at a party at some house in my parents’ neighborhood. She asked me to show her where the neighborhood pool was because she “was hot and needed to take a dip.” Said she had a swimsuit on under her clothes. I swiftly guided her down the street to the pool. Off came the jean shorts with nothing underneath. I wasn’t that big of a dumbass to misinterpret the signs. Pool sex wasn’t the best first time but definitely more memorable than the typical “I came in 7 seconds” bullshite.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:13 pm to GusMcRae
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Damn ... my favorite show. Did you get deflowered during the actual concert???
Shortly after.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:15 pm to Call Me Big Bubba
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I highly doubt you went to what is considered the greatest GD concert of all time.
I was there, and it was absolutely glorious for a plethora of reasons.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:29 pm to Tunasntigers92
I had been talking to this chick from the private school where we grew up. She stopped by my house one day after school and we ended up in my room. We did the deed and it didn’t last very long. I had a ac-dc converter in my room and had some tail lights from a trailer under my bed to make a red glow “mood lights” ....bet that coonasses
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:33 pm to biglego
quote:youre welcome
He was gentle.
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