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re: What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?

Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:16 am to
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:16 am to
Ate cheap Chinese food before

Got a stomach ache in the middle of sex

Had to abruptly stop and go to bathroom

Diarrhea

Was p bad
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49203 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:25 am to
Was hot for a broad. Her friend was hot for me.

Said frick it, she has big tits.

Plowed her in the back seat of a Chevette.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3236 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:33 am to
quote:

Grateful Dead concert. May 8, 1977. Cornell in Ithaca, NY.


Damn ... my favorite show. Did you get deflowered during the actual concert???
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29377 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:50 am to
I have a very unique story. Let’s just say there was a golf course involved.

My passion for the game continues to this day.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 6:05 am to
We went up to the upstairs family room in my parents old house in the middle of the night.

I finished embarrassingly fast without letting her know. So fast, in fact, that I panicked and pretended that I heard my dad coming upstairs. We scurried to get dressed only to find out that no one was coming (other than me already)

Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 6:20 am to
Some colored hooker on Mermaid Avenue.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 6:23 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41579 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 6:54 am to
This girl and I met, fricked like rabid animals, had a kid, kid got taken away from us because we started living in a van so we could afford to go to music festivals and travel.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4881 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 6:55 am to
In my first car on 4H road in Denham Springs lol.
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:04 am to
Was giving this girl a ride home who I barely knew. She was of questionable character so I asked “wanna frick”. She didn’t say anything but she smiled. When we pulled into her neighborhood she told me to park in the pool parking lot. Then the panties dropped.

a-hole friends of mine had fun telling me she had AIDS and what not.
Posted by PumpkinPatchKid
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2009
267 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:14 am to
Your mom can tell the story better than I can...
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:17 am to
I honestly assumed everyone loses their virginity during the first 2yrs of highschool.

Interesting.. some of the ages.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21238 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:21 am to
quote:

I put my penis in her vagina. The end.

Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40124 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:37 am to
quote:

What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?


I transferred schools between my freshman and sophomore year of high school. As a result, I ended up in class with freshmen for half of the school day. There was a girl names Ashley that sat next to me in Spanish. Obviously being the only boy in class that with a driver's license and a fake ID made me popular, but Ashley had a huge crush on me on top of that. One day during spring break of my sophomore year, after leaving the school (out football coach made us have weight lifting workouts even during breaks) I ran into Ashley and her older cousin at the gas station. I said that I was about to go to my lake house and go fishing and I asked if she wanted to go too. She said yes and to pick her up at her cousin's house in 30 minutes. I went home and showered and then went to the drive thru liquor store and bought a case of beer and some boones farm. We did not do much fishing that evening or that night but I did get a stinky pinky before she got too drunk for me to go further. We spent the night there and the next morning I was cooking breakfast when she woke up, and doing my best 16 year old virgin trying to act smooth voice I said "Good morning good looking, do you want to eat breakfast or have sex first?" She laughed and said "I guess we should have sex before breakfast." I was so excited that I almost forgot to turn the burner under the bacon off (but I did), and the rest was history.

ETA: At least that is how I remember it. She probably has a much less flattering version of events, but both stories end with my P in her V.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 7:39 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:45 am to
That sounds horribly made up.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:45 am to
I expected this to be the shortest thread in OT history.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40124 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:50 am to
quote:

That sounds horribly made up.


It is the polished and edited version of what actually happened. I left out the embarrassing parts to spare her reputation. I have no shame though and I am not afraid to admit that I was so nervous that I ripped two condoms while trying to put them one. Good thing they come three to a pack.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:52 am to
Towards the end of senior year on senior skip day. A girl and I went into the woods to get high. She said she didn't want to graduate a virgin, and I said I didn't either. She had a condom, so we did it there in the woods. Probably the best 3 seconds of her life. She and I hooked up a few more times through the summer.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16195 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:19 am to
My best friend's cousin was staying at his house while their parents were out bowling. We got it on on the couch in there living room.

The most glorious 3 seconds of my life was probably the most disappointing of hers.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59494 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:38 am to
The most popular guy in high school was having a huge party at his house. It was wild and crazy. I got thrown under a glass table but it was all good. When everybody left, Jake came over and got me out from under the table. Jake had this hot girlfriend but was interested in the little nerdy type girl that I knew. So I gave him her number and he just let me take his girlfriend home for that info. So I grabbed a 6pack and headed off with Jake's lady in his dad's car. All I remember is waking up in a church parking lot with my head gear on and her saying that it was something good we did.

Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:39 am to
Did the donger ever find grandpa's automobile?
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 8:39 am
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