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re: What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:44 am to Tunasntigers92
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:44 am to Tunasntigers92
A 17 year old just called you a cheese dick
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:46 am to inkorrect
I was a dumb 12 year old kid, she was 24 and married. Our housekeeper was a certified pedo/nympho.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:57 am to inkorrect
Liberty weekend immediately following bootcamp.
We had a coed division. Lots of flirting with this chick during downtime at BC.
One of our shipmates lived 10 miles from bootcamp. 4 of us brought girls from the division back to his place and we all got laid.
Girl was freaking gorgeous but couldn't kiss for shite. Felt like she was trying to swallow my face.
She reached out to me 20 years later on facebook so i guess I left an impression.... dunno how
Coed bootcamp divisions were the best. Nearly every dude in our division that wasn't some freak hooked up with a chick from our sister division. The girls were just a horny as the guys
We had a coed division. Lots of flirting with this chick during downtime at BC.
One of our shipmates lived 10 miles from bootcamp. 4 of us brought girls from the division back to his place and we all got laid.
Girl was freaking gorgeous but couldn't kiss for shite. Felt like she was trying to swallow my face.
She reached out to me 20 years later on facebook so i guess I left an impression.... dunno how
Coed bootcamp divisions were the best. Nearly every dude in our division that wasn't some freak hooked up with a chick from our sister division. The girls were just a horny as the guys
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:06 am to Displaced
Automobile?
Lake.... Big lake.
Lake.... Big lake.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:11 am to inkorrect
Student Life church camp 2015. I attended a rather wealthy Baptist church growing up. For whatever reason they thought it prudent to send a bunch of teens to South Padre Island for church camp... and rent us hotels.
Easily the worst 30 seconds of her life.
Easily the worst 30 seconds of her life.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:26 am to inkorrect
The whole sordid affair can be read in the December 1983 edition of Penthouse Forum.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:28 am to inkorrect
I don't remember much beyond the arrest except that my arse hurt for weeks
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:39 am to Displaced
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So fast, in fact, that I panicked and pretended that I heard my dad coming upstairs
That's some quick thinking right there. I wish I would have thought of something like that. I just had to pull my pants up and take my humiliation.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:41 am to inkorrect
House party in high school. Short lived in the dad's home office.
Afterwards I asked if she was a virgin too...She giggled. Girl was passed around like a bottle of crown.
Afterwards I asked if she was a virgin too...She giggled. Girl was passed around like a bottle of crown.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:42 am to metalfacedterrorist
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If it hadn’t been for hookup apps, I honestly don’t know how long it would’ve taken me to get laid
This, my friends, is what's wrong with today's kids.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:43 am to REB BEER
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This, my friends, is what's wrong with today's kids.
yes sir, there is no more game, and it carries a lot more impact than just getting laid
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:49 am to danfraz
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I don't remember much beyond the arrest except that my arse hurt for weeks
You're doing it wrong.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:49 am to REB BEER
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This, my friends, is what's wrong with today's kids
It's why I stayed single for so long. You don't have to be special. Just have a half arse game, be average looking, and play the numbers.
With that combo you get semi-regular arse for very little effort. Definitely will screw you up when it comes to real relationships.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:59 am to fjlee90
I met it at the all you can eat buffet. She was on her 4th helping and as the fried chicken and apple pie spilled out the side of her mouth, I offered her a napkin and asked her if she wanted to bang.
She said sure, but wanted to hit the pork chop line first. I waited.
She said sure, but wanted to hit the pork chop line first. I waited.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:05 am to Tunasntigers92
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Grateful Dead concert. May 8, 1977. Cornell in Ithaca, NY.
I highly doubt you went to what is considered the greatest GD concert of all time.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:19 am to inkorrect
Had just turned 15 years old. My buddy and I asked his cousin (mid 20’s , IRL 1/OT -3) to buy us some booze for the weekend. She agreed and said we could stay at her apartment so that we didn’t have to risk getting caught going home drunk. Late that night I’m laid up on the couch & she comes up rubbing my junk. I roll with it and go to her room. (My buddy ended up sleeping with roommate) Ended up hitting it raw twice without pulling out. Sobered up thinking “what the frick did I do” & spent the next 10 days worried that I knocked this chick up.
As I got older and wiser I realized that obviously sleeping with us was her and roommates plan the whole time.
As I got older and wiser I realized that obviously sleeping with us was her and roommates plan the whole time.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:20 am to inkorrect
I’m waiting for Tigerstripes06 to join this conversation. I’m sure he has a great lost his virginity story.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:46 am to inkorrect
Junior year in HS, me and a couple friends took my boat to the lake on a Saturday and then that night went to a bar underage. Girl I was talking to was supposed to go but we had gotten in an argument that day and she didn’t come.
We were drunk as frick driving the hour back home at 2 am when she texted me apologizing and said her mom wasn’t home and for me to come over and she would make it up to me. I actually lasted 6-7 minutes my first time cause I was so drunk I barely even remember it tbh
We were drunk as frick driving the hour back home at 2 am when she texted me apologizing and said her mom wasn’t home and for me to come over and she would make it up to me. I actually lasted 6-7 minutes my first time cause I was so drunk
I barely even remember it tbh
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:15 am to inkorrect
When I was 16 my g/f had one of the divorced "cool" moms who didn't have the most strict of rules. The g/f's friend and her b/f came over one night and we were watching a movie in her room; us in the bed, the other couple in a bean bag chair on the floor. During the movie she whispered how she wore the really loose fitting and rolled up shorts for a reason and handed me a condom she stashed in a box on her night stand. I was so nervous with her friends there that I couldn't nut. The next time we were home alone and she got completely naked... I lasted all of a minute.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 11:20 am
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:24 am to Vastmind
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Was giving this girl a ride home who I barely knew. She was of questionable character so I asked “wanna frick”. She didn’t say anything but she smiled. When we pulled into her neighborhood she told me to park in the pool parking lot. Then the panties dropped.
a-hole friends of mine had fun telling me she had AIDS and what not.
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