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re: What's your go-to way to ask a person on a date?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 9:05 pm to BeachDude022
Posted on 3/31/22 at 9:05 pm to BeachDude022
I was at the dentist this week and 2 of the girls were explaining to an older lady who works there that you never give out your number to a guy and only creepy older guys will ask for it. Younger guys ask for Snapchat or Instagram which turns into an interview process like a recruiter on LinkedIn. You go through photos, analyze their friends and choices in pictures posted. Then decide from there what you want.
This generation is fricking weird. Girls used to be willing to get in the car with you after class to get a ride back to their dorm vs walk. You had 5 min to seal the deal and get digits before she got out. If you were really good you walked her inside and asked if her roommate was out.
This generation is fricking weird. Girls used to be willing to get in the car with you after class to get a ride back to their dorm vs walk. You had 5 min to seal the deal and get digits before she got out. If you were really good you walked her inside and asked if her roommate was out.
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Posted on 3/31/22 at 9:16 pm to Clark W Griswold
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This generation is fricking weird.
You said it…
Posted on 3/31/22 at 9:43 pm to adavis
quote:We're talking dating here. Tell her you know where she got dat bra.
"I bet I know where you got dem shoes."
Posted on 3/31/22 at 9:51 pm to tokenBoiler
quote:It’s “Hey, can you smell the chloroform on this hanky?”
"Hey does this hanky smell like chloroform?"
Then once they pass out-
“Thought so.”
OP- casually slip the fact that you love to fingerbang whilst eating arse into the introductory conversation.
Hook set.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 10:21 pm to FatBoy62
I remember that from way back. Was the comedians name? Jay something? Maybe Hickman?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 10:27 pm to charminultra
Wow you must be an angel…. Because I have an erection
Posted on 3/31/22 at 10:55 pm to charminultra
Posted on 3/31/22 at 11:11 pm to charminultra
I like to go to a bar and airdrop dick pictures to random sluts. They all start looking around the room and that’s when I give them a hat tip and a wink.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 11:15 pm to charminultra
Be yourself. If she high sides on you, move on. Girls are used to games and looking out for them is their default mode. Being authentic cracks the wall and you being able to walk away knocks it down. If you catch her looking at you later give her a smile and buy her a drink. Then whip out your manhood.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 11:19 pm to charminultra
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seems like getting the # at the bar and texting is not a great way.. but maybe 25 yo dallas women are just up their own arse. or i'm ugly. or both.
I talk to the woman, find similar interests, talk to her some more, and if I want to take her on a date I ask if she wants to get some coffee and do something that we both mentioned was an interest.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 11:21 pm to charminultra
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seems like getting the # at the bar and texting is not a great way.. but maybe 25 yo dallas women are just up their own arse. or i'm ugly. or both.
Another thing I learned was a) just fricking call and b) don't text your whole life story. Less is more until you really get a good in person connection.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 11:22 pm to PhantomMenace
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TLDR already huh.
I’m sure someone with a username paying homage to the third worst Star Wars movie absolutely slays.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:28 am to PhantomMenace
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Perhaps I should write a book
Perhaps you already did.
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n astute observation. So first, realize that bars are not the best place to meet women. They can be found almost anywhere. I've met some great women in banks, libraries, theaters, stadiums, ballparks, and at symphonies, ballets, fashion shows and in hotel elevators.
Your generation has not learned to ask for a date in a socially acceptable manner. I know very beautiful, intelligent young women who tell me they have never been properly asked for a date. "Hey, baby, gimme your digits!" is something they won't respond to.
Learn to start/have a conversation. Make eye contact. Say hello. Compliment their dress/shoes/outfit rather than their looks. "Love that dress" is better than "great rack!") DO NOT employ a cheesy opening line. Attractive women groan inside every time they hear one, no matter how clever you think it is.
Perhaps I should write a book. But also your generation may be comfortable with Tinder and would think it is all old-fashioned hogwash.
TLDR already huh
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:53 am to charminultra
Damn bitch you stupid fly. Let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey
100% success rate
100% success rate
Posted on 4/1/22 at 9:39 am to LSUinMA
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I’m sure someone with a username paying homage to the third worst Star Wars movie absolutely slays.
My user name actually pays homage to a Porsche automobile I owned. When you have cars with names you "slay".
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Perhaps you already did.
I self-edited and deleted a couple paragraphs of very helpful advice to OP. Also could have set him up with an opportunity to practice asking a beautiful young lady for a date (see my avatar). You still get an upvote for reposting my entire TLDR.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 9:56 am to charminultra
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What's your go-to way to ask a person on a date?
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dallas women
get in the truck bitch
Posted on 4/1/22 at 10:33 am to charminultra
The way the Fonz did it: LINK
Posted on 4/1/22 at 11:20 am to charminultra
Perfect pick up line for you: Show a sad face tell em your d#ck just died and ask if you can bury it in her a$$.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 12:33 pm to charminultra
Dallas women
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Dallas women are tough as they have tons of options. You need to be really good looking & in shape or have a lot of money. And they can’t believe you if you tell them you have money. They will only believe you have money if they know about you previously or have friends that can confirm you have money. Its like L.A. & Miami here. It’s not easy here. I’m married so thank goodness I don’t have to deal with this anymore. Best of luck
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Dallas women are tough as they have tons of options. You need to be really good looking & in shape or have a lot of money. And they can’t believe you if you tell them you have money. They will only believe you have money if they know about you previously or have friends that can confirm you have money. Its like L.A. & Miami here. It’s not easy here. I’m married so thank goodness I don’t have to deal with this anymore. Best of luck
Posted on 4/1/22 at 12:40 pm to charminultra
"If I let you out of the restraints, do you promise not to try to run?"
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