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re: What's your go to move late at night when you really gotta piss on the road?
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:07 pm to Masterag
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:07 pm to Masterag
quote:If you “really gotta piss on the road” then you piss on the road.
What's your go to move late at night when you really gotta piss on the road?
You Agghats are such simple sodomites.
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:12 pm to Masterag
Pull over and angle the ride like the cops do when they pull up behind a suspect. Inside dome lights off and both passenger doors open. Lean on your vehicle to not look so obvious. I’ve done it with gals settin right in the passenger seat!
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:15 pm to Masterag
Unroll my dong out of my sock, flop it out the window, pray I don’t drag the ground and let it rip.
Profit??
Profit??
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:16 pm to Masterag
I can deal with pee.
Doodoo emergencies are the worst. I don't like sitting down.
Doodoo emergencies are the worst. I don't like sitting down.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:20 pm to Masterag
Pull over and piss...
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:32 pm to Masterag
If I'm in town I'll pull into a QT or Allsups or whatever.
If I'm on a highway I'll pull off at a designated pull out or side road and piss.
I love pissing on the side of the highway in the middle of the desert under a clear star filled sky.
Just have to watch for coyotes, snakes, and illegals.
If I'm on a highway I'll pull off at a designated pull out or side road and piss.
I love pissing on the side of the highway in the middle of the desert under a clear star filled sky.
Just have to watch for coyotes, snakes, and illegals.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:36 pm to Masterag
Always have an empty or semi empty water bottle in the car.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:38 pm to Masterag
quote:
really gotta piss on the road
I have a 4 door Tacoma.
When I have to piss, I open the driver’s door and the passenger door behind the drivers seat. Stand in between the 2 open doors and you have 3 sides covered.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:49 pm to Masterag
If I'm on the interstate I usually look for a hotel lobby. 24 hours, and always clean.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:51 pm to Masterag
Piss jugs
Way of the road
Way of the road
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:56 pm to Masterag
quote:
What's your go to move late at night when you really gotta piss on the road?
You have to plan these things and pee proactively. You should at all times know where your next pee stop will be. Also, check your favorite traffic app before getting on the Causeway or other long bridge to make sure there are no traffic jams due to an accident. This is all of the utmost importance.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:56 pm to fr33manator
quote:
I stop right where I am, pull over, step out into traffic and piss as hard as I can while slinging my dick around to christen as many passing vehicles as I can with my golden stream as they swerve to avoid me
Would you believe me if I knew it was:
quote:
fr33manator
without looking?
Posted on 12/19/17 at 9:07 pm to Masterag
Best move for a long drive, where a depends. When you arrive, take a shower and clean up!
Posted on 12/19/17 at 9:10 pm to HooDooWitch
I go in the ladies bathroom and Piss in the urinal
Posted on 12/19/17 at 9:11 pm to CaptSpaulding
quote:
If I'm on the interstate I usually look for a hotel lobby. 24 hours, and always clean.
Hi mom.
Jesus. Be a man. Pull over piss on side of road, Shake and drive on. Less than a minute of down time.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 9:14 pm to Martini
Always have a big bag of chips or a grocery bag
Piss and toss it
Piss and toss it
Posted on 12/19/17 at 9:17 pm to Masterag
I just stop by your mom's house.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 9:21 pm to Masterag
Why is it when you gotta go bad, and you try to hold till you get home the last 1/2 mile is the toughest?
Posted on 12/19/17 at 9:41 pm to Masterag
Condom catheter hung out the driver side window......
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