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What's your go to move late at night when you really gotta piss on the road?
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:07 pm
Pull over on a back street/alley like mother nature intended
wait another 20 min for a 24 hr gas station
piss in a bottle/can/bucket
wait another 20 min for a 24 hr gas station
piss in a bottle/can/bucket
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:08 pm to Masterag
roll down the window and shift it to the left
signed
Peej
signed
Peej
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:09 pm to Masterag
Pull over and find a private area or wait till I find a store. They're not too far apart in louisiana
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:09 pm to Masterag
I stop right where I am, pull over, step out into traffic and piss as hard as I can while slinging my dick around to christen as many passing vehicles as I can with my golden stream as they swerve to avoid me
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:09 pm to Masterag
If it's dark outside, I'm going in a bottle.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:10 pm to Masterag
quote:
Texas A&M Fan
You dream of that rest area stop scene in Something about Mary, don't you?
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:10 pm to Masterag
Angle it towards my mouth and drink it. That way I stay hydrated
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:12 pm to Masterag
Depends on where I am and how far I am from my destination.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:14 pm to Masterag
Pinch n Pray
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:14 pm to Masterag
Anywhere. I open front and rear door.
Its like a mobile stall
Its like a mobile stall
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:14 pm to Masterag
Crack the window about 1/2" and fire one straight out the crack. I practiced in the driveway to perfect it.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:14 pm to Masterag
Where am I?
City/town pull of waze and find a bathroom.
Middle of nowhere? Pull over and piss on the side of the road.
City/town pull of waze and find a bathroom.
Middle of nowhere? Pull over and piss on the side of the road.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:16 pm to TH03
Pull over on the shoulder, open both passenger doors, rear for concealment and look down like m looking for something on the front floorboard. Piss and go. I’m not cutting into my ETA and get off at an exit. I’m a man, I can piss anywhere. Plus I take blood pressure pills that make me piss about once an hour.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:17 pm to Masterag
I've done all three.
I was coming back from texas. Stopped at a gas station outside baton Rouge. Men's bathroom broken, they wouldn't let me use women's; I used their dumpster.
I was coming back from texas. Stopped at a gas station outside baton Rouge. Men's bathroom broken, they wouldn't let me use women's; I used their dumpster.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:21 pm to TH03
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Depends on where I am and how far I am from my destination.
semi rural, not close to home, can't wait, no store in sight
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:21 pm to Masterag
On the road(hwy), I have no issue pulling over on the skirt of the road with my hood to the hwy as best I can and going for it on the drivers side.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:54 pm to QuietTiger
Buddy and I were on on our way to deer hunt one morning (morning! About 4:45am) and we turn at the ole small town country store, kind that sells beer, cigs, and hunts pizza.
There's a girl peeing bare bottom facing out, showing us the ole one eyed monster as we come down the highway and slow down. There were two sides with no roads, and she picked the corner facing the road and butt out. One of the trashiest things I've seen.
There's a girl peeing bare bottom facing out, showing us the ole one eyed monster as we come down the highway and slow down. There were two sides with no roads, and she picked the corner facing the road and butt out. One of the trashiest things I've seen.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:55 pm to baldona
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There's a girl peeing bare bottom facing out, showing us the ole one eyed monster as we come down the highway and slow down. There were two sides with no roads, and she picked the corner facing the road and butt out. One of the trashiest things I've seen
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:55 pm to Masterag
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semi rural, not close to home, can't wait, no store in sight
I'd probably check Google maps for the closest McDonald's or something. Chances are, there was a place to stop when I first felt I needed to go and probably would've stopped.
If for some reason I wait too long and nothing it around, I just go on the side of the road.
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:06 pm to baldona
Back in the early eighties I had to go to New Orleans to Delta Photo works to get some slide film developed. Their turn around time was 3 hours so I decided to take in the sights down Magazine Street.
Little did I know, but I was in for a real treat. I was stopped at a red light on Magazine in the lower garden district, when this black woman in a turquoise terry cloth tube top outfit proceeded to squat down in the middle of the intersection, pulled her shorts to the side and pissed like a race horse in the middle of the street. No shame in her game, at all.
She seemed to be talking to herself, about what, I’ll never know.
Little did I know, but I was in for a real treat. I was stopped at a red light on Magazine in the lower garden district, when this black woman in a turquoise terry cloth tube top outfit proceeded to squat down in the middle of the intersection, pulled her shorts to the side and pissed like a race horse in the middle of the street. No shame in her game, at all.
She seemed to be talking to herself, about what, I’ll never know.
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