re: What's your favorite "It's hotter than..." joke?

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Hotter than a witch's tit in a brass bra



That's definitely an "it's Colder than" saying. Not hotter.

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We're talking witch's here, son. Use your imagination.

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I thought it was colder than a well-diggers arse

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Could be, I guess. Maybe it depends on the weather/location of the well?

I just always heard it in reference to being hot.

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Could be, I guess. Maybe it depends on the weather/location of the well?

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A well digger would be deep in the ground, where it is cold, and wet, making his arse colder.

Unless he's digging a well in a volcano his arse isn't going to be hot.


It's okay baw, we all misremember phrases.

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fr33manator

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I understand the logic now that I thought of it. Marking that one down in the "corrected" file of the brain thing today.

I keep it simple.. it's hotter'n balls outside

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Hotter than a fire ant bite on a fever blister.

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Of all the replies so far, I read this in my head with Lynn Rollins voice.

I hope we hear this when Curiel goes on a 15 game hitting streak next year

Its so hot, Im sweatin like Anne Frank wearin a pair of tap shoes.