re: What’s the worst place you’ve ever had a bug bite?

I stepped on a honey bee once when walking in the yard barefooted. It got me in the soft meat just between the big toe and the second toe.

I was taking down an old barn once and disturbed some sort of ground bee. They were pissed. One got me right behind the earlobe on the neck.

Red Wasp...right on top of where head meets shaft.

2nd place is numerous yellow jacket stings to my inner legs and groin. I unknowingly stopped right over a ground nest of those bastards while riding my go kart in gym shorts when I was 11 years old. Came running out of the woods where our trails were stripping down to my birthday suit. Anyone in the neighborhood that happened to look out their windows at that precise moment for whatever reason got a funny anecdote to tell their friends later.

Worst 2 was wasps 1-millimeters close to the bottom of my eye 2- on the head of my junk while peeing on a fence

Had a tick on my nut sack.

Worst sting I’ve ever had was when my cousin and I were playing horseshoes at my grandmas back in the 80’s.

There was a red wasp and bumble bee flying around one of the stakes.
My cousin threw the shoe and all I know is I got lit up by both those sorry sucker in my right arse cheek.

My brother and my cousins were all laughing while I was screaming like a little bitch. My grandma had to come out and knock the bumble bee off due to it being stuck in my asscheek.


Fun times.

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Chigger on the nut sack is the WOAT

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how’s about 20 of them on the ball bag?

I had a tick on my wiener hole, right over the top.

Got bitten by a juvenile cottonmouth on the top of my foot when I was 13/14ish. For whatever reason, I couldn't take the anti-venom that was in use in the early 80s. Foot swoll up like a football. No pain though.

Also as a youngster got stung on the pecker by a bee, I'm hung like a horse today because of it.

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Also did that as a kid, except it was a bumble bee. It was weird because the instant that it happened, it felt like a jolt of electricity went through my entire leg up to my hip. Then it started to feel like a bee sting afterwards. It was a weird feeling looking back.

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Nerves be weird man.

Chiggers on the twig and berries are the absolute worst. I hate those vile creatures with an absolute passion. They think foreskin is filet mignon. I will take stinging insects all day over chiggers.

Got two wasp stings to my upper lip right before a LSU home game. I still made the game, but my lip hurt a lot.