What’s The Worst Gift You’ve Recieved?

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A Kwanzaa tree

A book about poop. The giver thought it was hilarious. Just give me
$20.

West Virginia hat

A great aunt once gave me a ‘Green Bay Packers AFC champion” shirt. I wonder which bargain bin she found this thing at.

I received a bottle of face cleaner from my wife's grandmother one Christmas. I'm pretty sure she forgot to get me a gift so just threw the first thing she could find in a bag.

I copy/pasted my response from a similar thread a couple weeks ago.

*pre-apology for the book*


When I was around 11 and my brother around 8 my aunt(moms sister) fresh off her trip to a Kid Rock concert thought it would be a good idea to buy my brother and I Kid Rock concert Ts for Christmas. She gave them to us at our grandparents on Christmas Eve and made us go in a back room so we can open them out of sight of the other adults.

First of all, they were HUGE, I think both were adult XLs. Second, even at a young age both my brother and I recognized right away that these probably weren’t 8 & 11 year old appropriate. Why? My brother’s shirt was black with a cartoon.ish Kid Rock, a stripper silhouette, and said “Pimp of the Nation”.

Mine? Oh mine had a cartoonish Kid Rock dressed up like the old Uncle Sam posters, except instead of “I want you for the US Army” it said “I Want My Balls in Your Mouth”.

When we returned home and were sorting through Christmas gifts our parents took them and tossed them out, not that we really cared. I don’t think we even knew who Kid Rock was at the time.

Fast forward and my aunt ended up passing away from cancer about 10 years ago and while sharing some memories with family I told the story of the shirts that had long since been forgotten, everyone agreed that it was obsurd at the time but very much something my aunt would have done.

In a weird sort of homage to my aunt I would hit the net every few months searching high and low for those shirts to no avail until January of last year, I stumbled upon the shirt my brother was given and bought it. I’ve yet to find the shirt I was given but haven’t given up hope. If anyone can track one down id gladly pay a finders fee.

My brother has agreed to wear it Christmas Eve this year and we would love to eventually find the other one. My mom is the only one left in her family, I think she’ll appreciate my weird tribute.

Nothing... bc I'm not an unappreciative piece of shite.


Merry Christmas!

My maw maw used to buy me an animal sweatshirt every year for Christmas similar to this one. I hated them but my dad made me wear one occasionally to her house

Has to be those office secret santa gifts.

One year a male coworker that was new, picked me. He gave me one of those pre-wrapped/selected gift baskets with soaps and lotions. I think he was scared of me, so I had to tell the poor thing how awesome it was.

I dropped it off at homeless shelter on the way home from work.