re: what's the worst experience you've had with a drunk chick

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, "What's wrong with being single and having a kid?"

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how would anyone have known?

A little too much teeth usage.

I had a chick open the oven door, squat and pissed in it - we never could get the piss smell out of it

in college at LSU, late 80s, i was in one bedroom banging this chick and my roommate was in the other room doing the same with this drunk girl he hooked up with that night. Later i hear the girl start screaming in a weird way- I had to go check on them. It turns out he was sitting on top of her belly somewhat , fricking her tits you know, she had wanted him to do it. . but when he got off of her, she had this big brown skid mark running down the middle of her belly. funniest thing i'd ever seen, me and my roomate couldnt help from laughing. she was drunk, but still very grossed out.

I just thought of another one involving heavy period sex, blood thinners, alcohol, and a boutique bed and breakfast in north Carolina run by jimmy swaggerts former piano player.

I had to buy sheets and a mattress.

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My then girlfriend at the time was shite faced and got into a limo full of guys and they drove off. Leaving me sitting on the curb outside of a bar right near Bryant-Denny alone.

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Holy shite dude, what an impudent wench. Did you just keep drinking after this or call it a night?

Took her to a swamp and asked her to slip into a frog bikini so I could photograph her.

Turns out that was the last time I ever saw her.

Once this girl I was dating got really drunk and barfed all in my Mustang on the way home. What really pissed me off was she went into her place, brushed her teeth and went to bed. I had to clean all that vomit out of my car at like 2 am in her parking lot by myself.

For weeks it smelled up my car. About 6 months later I had to take the door apart to replace the window regulator and discovered a lot of goo left behind in the crevices. It was the gift that kept on giving.

We’ve been married for 22 years now.

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you've had with a drunk chick

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tequilla white girl wasted AAAANNNND started her period right in the middle of coitus

Twas real bad

Earlier post who went on date with single mom and then got drunk and then assumed random people were giving her the stink guy because she was a single mom going out on a date!

This is the winner! The sexual stories all kind of run together. This is memorable because I can imagine it and there is absolutely no way you could stop it or even contain it. It’s like George in a Seinfeld episode.