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re: What's the worst cheating story you've heard?

Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:20 am to
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6397 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:20 am to
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Oh boy! Little man is worked up.
Just trying to help you out there bud. You're not doing yourself any favors.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26092 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:21 am to
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All you've done in this thread is tell us that you and your buddy are pieces of shite.


I bet he goes to Johnny's grave and jerks it on his gravestone to memories of the past.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21589 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:22 am to
College girlfriend was working parttime, late nite shift in small town's hospital ER. A 40'ish man comes in, his cock stuck in old time milk bottle. cock all swollen up & inflamed. Came out later in the week.....again, small town.....that his wife had been suspecting him of cheating while she worked out of town every 3rd weekend & had half filled several of his rubbers, kept in nite table near the bed, with cayenne pepper. He had subsequently stuck his cock in the milk bottle to cool it off.. Half the late nite shift in the hospital dropped in to see him yelling & dancing in agony. Seems some of the pepper had entered his cock. Divorce papers filed that week. The cock-stuck-in-the-milk-bottle story eventually pretty much ran him out town.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28447 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:22 am to
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Altar boy? Did the priest cheat on his boyfriend with you?

Keep it classy, Jimbo.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14565 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:23 am to
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Thank you. That was very helpful.




Cliff notes: That was the beginning of how she caught him slaying something other than rabbits.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:23 am to
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Just trying to help you out there bud. You're not doing yourself any favors.
Dude. I am laughing at these guys getting all bent. It's easy to see who has been cheated on and cucked. They are the ones taking it personal.

Hell, I am just passing time throwing a shiny hook. Fish are biting today.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:24 am to
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Keep it classy, Jimbo.
Says the bent over altar boy in here name calling.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3636 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:25 am to
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Denise was arrested and charged with first-degree murder, conspiracy, and accessory after the fact.

In 2018, she was convicted and sentenced to life in prison, plus 30 years


I read this part in Jack Webb Dragnet voice.
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5203 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:25 am to
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Found out from another friend that he had been sleeping with her and her daughter-in-law (seperately). The son/husband found out, confronted my friend in front of his family at the country club, and whipped his arse in front of everyone to the point of breaking his arm.


I've always said messing around with a married woman is a great way to suffer serious physical violence such as getting shot. It's a bad idea for more than the obvious moral reasons. It could end your life.
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:26 am to
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College girlfriend was working parttime, late nite shift in small town's hospital ER. A 40'ish man comes in, his cock stuck in old time milk bottle. cock all swollen up & inflamed. Came out later in the week.....again, small town.....that his wife had been suspecting him of cheating while she worked out of town every 3rd weekend & had half filled several of his rubbers, kept in nite table near the bed, with cayenne pepper. He had subsequently stuck his cock in the milk bottle to cool it off.. Half the late nite shift in the hospital dropped in to see him yelling & dancing in agony. Seems some of the pepper had entered his cock. Divorce papers filed that week. The cock-stuck-in-the-milk-bottle story eventually pretty much ran him out town.


Not sure who’s side I’m on for this one


And how did she get cayenne pepper into his condoms?
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5203 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:28 am to
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I heard a pretty bad one today. A nurse with a couple kids was hooking up with a married surgeon for about 4 years. Both of them have kids too.


This is the problem with affairs like this. You are doing collateral damage that will serious mess up your offspring for life possibly and may have multi-generational consequences. Beyond the fact you made a promise to your spouse, are you ok to frick up your kids like that?

Nobody is going to remember your OT baller house or Denali 2500 a few generations after you are gone but your kids and grandkids are a testament to your sum total as a human. Don't frick them up.
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
1079 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:29 am to
Bawpaw from church point . The father in law was banging his son’s wife. The son’s wife went on Facebook live to explain. Update is that the paw in law and the daughter in law are Still together and the son now is back on speaking terms with the both of them. The father in law and daughter in law have custody of the kids .
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 9:43 am
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6025 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:30 am to
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When I worked in the field there was an extremely trashy (even by pipefitter standards) guy who showed up to work all beat up. He wouldn't say why and was crying like a lil bitch all morning. He finally broke down and told us that he and his wife had had a threesome with a friend and the friend kicked him out of his own house and shacked up with his wife. The friend took the trashy fitter's boat fishing and whooped his arse when he tried to stop him. The trashy fitter slept in his truck outside of his own home for a few weeks.


Trashy or not, poor bastard.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25766 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:32 am to
I have two

1. My cousin gets married. A few weeks later he has surgery. His new wife doesn't pick him up from the hospital, so he had to call a buddy to bring him home. When he gets home, the house is cleaned out. She left him. Turns out she was fricking the wedding photographer.

2. In the 80s my sister's friend's dad gets really sick. Doctors couldn't find out what was wrong with him. Not too long after he dies. Turns out he had AIDS. This was before the disease was fully understood. His wife and kids can't figure out how he could have gotten AIDS, until his gay lover shows up at his funeral.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15774 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:33 am to
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Trashy or not, poor bastard.


yup, boats ain't cheap.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:34 am to
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I've always said messing around with a married woman is a great way to suffer serious physical violence such as getting shot.

Stupidest thing a man could ever do.

I worked with a young man who made the statement, "If I ever caught my with another man, I would kill him."

I had to school him. I told him, "I'm sure that woman who was cheating on you while you're out here, will be faithful while you're in the state pen doing life."

Want to pay her back? Rail her sister, her best friend, her mother, and her female boss."
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14390 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:36 am to
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I've honestly been afraid of this scenario before. Even if you turn the girl down, she can always then accuse you of some shite and you'll basically have to prove you didn't. I heard about a dude one time that was in a similar situation and he played along long enough to get his phone on record to get evidence that she was coming onto him before rebuffing. That's about the only chance a man has. Skanky women are the worst.
Many years ago, me and another guy were sales reps for the same employer. He refused to be alone with female coworkers. The boss wanted him and a female rep to call on clients together. He absolutely refused to ride in the same car with her, alone. I thought it was weird at the time, but now I get it. When I owned my shop, I took employees to other branches to train new employees. I ended up firing one female, then found out she was telling all the other employees that we were stopping off at motels! Nothing came of it, but if that rumor had gotten back to my wife, it could have caused some major problems. People talk shite, learned a valuable lesson to never put yourself in a position to make others think a story is plausible.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5638 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:37 am to
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Admins, this cat needs a timeout.


Second. Clear alter trying way too hard.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40841 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:38 am to
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was absolutely crushed when he caught his wife with another woman.


Should have tried to turn that into a real good time.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17718 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:39 am to
Has the Baw Paw incident been discussed yet?

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