re: What's the worst cheating story you've heard?

I’ve told this one on here before, but it’s a good one. When we moved into our neighborhood back in 2006, our neighbor to left had a son the same age as our son. Nice couple, but a bit of an odd couple. He was a regular baw, pretty country in fact. She was also from the country, but acted like she was from Martha’s Vineyard.

Of course our sons, both 4 at the time, became best friends. We hung out with this couple some, usually holiday cookouts, neighborhood fireworks on the 4th and handing out candy on Halloween, things like that. He was cool to hang out with because he was a normal dude. She had to be extra with everything though. Like his idea of a good time was to cook some steaks or burgers on the grill, cold beer, and watch football. But she wanted some sort of fancy tea party with hats and gloves while listening to NPR. She was polite, but you could tell that even though she came from Walnut Grove, AL and her dad drove a coal truck, she thought she was better than everyone else.

She had her one circle of girlfriends. They’d get together and pretend they were Martha Stewart. I remember one time some royal wedding was happening and they all got up at like 4:00 AM and put on fancy outfits, and met at my neighbor’s house just to watch this wedding live.

Well, in her group of girlfriends was one dude. But of course it was OK because, being a flaming homo, he was “just one of the girls.” And I remember seeing this dude and he indeed was the most effeminate gay dude I’ve ever seen.

But as things turned out, he wasn’t as gay as he let on. One night he crashed at my neighbor’s house after a party. In the middle of the night, the husband woke up and heard noises in the living room where the gay dude was supposed to be sleeping on the couch. He knew what he heard and crept in there to find his wife, completely naked, riding her gay friend’s dick on their couch. When he confronted them, she had the nerve to tell him to go back to bed and they’d talk about it in the morning! She wanted to finish! She was pissed that he interrupted them and was “making a big deal” out of catching her fricking another man.

The husband threw the “gay” friend out and WWIII was on. He ended up leaving as well. Fast forward a few days and my son (8 or 9 by this time)comes in crying because his best friend just told him his parents are divorcing and he will probably be moving away. Up until then my son didn’t even know such a thing as divorce existed.

They did divorce, and the neighbor kid does move away, though he stayed in our town at least. The husband goes off the deep end and gets into drugs pretty heavily and ends up in jail. The wife later on hooked up with a dentist who better suits her Martha Stewart lifestyle. The funny thing is, she still “hangs out” with her sorta “gay” friend. I guess her new husband doesn’t mind being cucked by a homo.