re: What's the worst cheating story you've heard?

Today's society sucks to get married. You never heard stories like this in the 80's and 90's. Woman didn't have this social media fake confidence and act like "Queens" like they do the last 2 decades

Is she going to sue now?

Made it through this whole thread.

Some pretty messed up s***. Must be getting worse exponentially nowadays, people can just slide into DMs, plant the seed of an idea. Then any perceived dissatisfaction with a partner is an excuse for bad behavior.

Married to an OT 10? Like a Ferrari or Lamborghini, everyone looking at it, wanting to steal it. But the most stolen car? Hyundai Elantra. Can't trust anybody.

ChatGPT fixing to replace the OT Lounge:

'So, how would the OT Lounge rate the Hyundai Elantra (as a woman)?
Here's the likely breakdown:

Base model Elantra? Probably a 4–5, with comments like:

"She's the girl you take to Waffle House, not Ruth’s Chris."
"Reliable, but not turning heads in Tigerland."
"Might be a solid 7 at 2 a.m."

Higher trim (like the N Line or Elantra N)? Maybe a 6–7, grudging respect included:

"She hit the gym and got a little spicy—might let her drive me to Sonic."
"Not wife material, but would show up in your Snapchat story."

Overall OT Lounge vibe:

If it’s not a luxury brand, sports car, or over-the-top Southern Belle… it’s getting roasted.

Expect replies like “hard 6 with the right lighting,” “she’s got good mileage though,” or “Elantra = she brings lunch to work in a Tupperware.”

Final OT Lounge Composite Score: 5.5–6.5, depending on trim level and snark level of the day.
Want to write a fake OT thread post about it for laughs?














































Title:
If the Hyundai Elantra were a woman, what would you rate her?

Original Post (OP):
Serious question for the OT.
If the Hyundai Elantra was a chick, what would she be? I'm talking looks, attitude, overall vibe.
Base model vs. Elantra N also welcome. I say she's a 6, maybe 7 if she cleans up and wears heels. Thoughts?

Replies:

?? LSUTigers717:
She’s the chick who peaked junior year of high school and now works at Regions Bank. Solid 5.8, but reliable.

?? GeauxMaestro88:
Elantra N? That’s the girl who shows up in yoga pants and surprises you at Top Golf. Would smash. 7.2.

?? BootsToBuc-ee’s:
Base Elantra is a girl who drinks Barefoot Moscato and owns 3 monogrammed tote bags.
6 from the front, 5 from the back.

?? OTBallin95:
She’s not hot, but she’s got a Costco membership, a steady job, and can parallel park. That’s worth something.

? StAugTiger:
The Elantra is the girl your mom wants you to marry, but your heart says Camaro.

?? LakeLifeBilly:
She’s dependable, low drama, and brings you gas station pizza at 2 a.m. That’s an 8 in my book, boys.

?? SwampKing727:
Elantra = the 6.5 you date for 3 years until you can afford a divorce lawyer and trade up to a BMW. Facts.'

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witnessing her husband fricking/getting fricked by another guy.

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How do you know he was gay? Saw no mention of that.

Booo, Hiisss.

I found out just last night that this couple that lives just outside our neighborhood is getting a divorce. Their daughter is in my daughter’s friend circle since preschool, they’re entering their Sr. Year of high school now, so I’ve known this couple for a long time. Anyway, the wife recently discovered the husband has been screwing multiple women, including hookers apparently, at the same time. The story I was told is she told him they could reconcile if he just stopped cheating. He declined and decided he wants the divorce. Apparently he prefers banging hookers over his wife to the point he’s willing to blow up his family for it. In addition to their daughter, they also have a son who’s in middle school.

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Apparently he prefers banging hookers over his wife to the point he’s willing to blow up his family for it.

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How did he know the kid was Ethiopian?

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The pot belly and flies.

Maybe the wife gave him no choice? Sexless marriage or hookers?