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What’s the OTs opinion on water parks?
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:31 pm
So I’m taking my two boys (14 and 11) and a friend to a water park in N Charleston tomorrow and yeah…I’m planning on rocking some water slides. I’ll be teamed up with my 11 year old so I’m “being a good dad” but I admit I love these places. I’ve already checked it out and even though I’m short on tats It looks like a safe crowd. I just hope they have a shitload of chlorine.
At 6’5 235 I’m an unstoppable force on a slide. Looking forward to breaking some speed records. I won’t be hitting on any moms there BTW….shirtless, wet, fat and pale isn’t my best look.
Trashy?
At 6’5 235 I’m an unstoppable force on a slide. Looking forward to breaking some speed records. I won’t be hitting on any moms there BTW….shirtless, wet, fat and pale isn’t my best look.
Trashy?
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Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:32 pm to SquatchDawg
Love em. frick the haters.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:33 pm to SquatchDawg
quote:
I won’t be hitting on any moms there BTW…
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:34 pm to SuperSaint
I’m no Chlorine Casanova….hard to pull tail with your 11 yr old in tow.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:35 pm to SquatchDawg
Not getting banned today.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:35 pm to SquatchDawg
Just remember, if a married woman isn’t wearing her ring at the pool, it means she’s secretly looking.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:36 pm to SquatchDawg
I shat myself in lazy river before
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:36 pm to OldHickory
I’ll have mine on. Always considered it a positive reference.
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:37 pm to SquatchDawg
Enjoy the pee water
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:37 pm to SquatchDawg
quote:
hard to pull tail with your 11 yr old in tow.
Kids are better wingmen than dogs baw. Women love a dad, looking for one to take care of their litter!
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:37 pm to SquatchDawg
quote:Pics? Nothing sexier than a tall man. A tall man with strong arms.
At 6’5
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:38 pm to tigergirl10
Damn right honey. Problem is my 235 isn’t distributed like it used to be…..
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:38 pm to SquatchDawg
quote:what are you some kind of queer
. I won’t be hitting on any moms there BTW
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:38 pm to SquatchDawg
They were great in the 90's.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:40 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
what are you some kind of queer
I don’t need some jealous prick texting me and posting about it.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:42 pm to SquatchDawg
We don’t even go to the beach anymore, tbh. Florida beaches are too packed and I can’t stand the sand.
So we find water resorts with water parks that only allow the guests to be at the park.
1. Marriott - Hills Country
2. Kalahari in Round Rock
3. Gaylord Texas - Dallas
In that order so far. Kalahari let’s other people come in but it costs an arm and a leg. Saturday was packed in the water park, so we just did the gaming and carnival rides that day.
So we find water resorts with water parks that only allow the guests to be at the park.
1. Marriott - Hills Country
2. Kalahari in Round Rock
3. Gaylord Texas - Dallas
In that order so far. Kalahari let’s other people come in but it costs an arm and a leg. Saturday was packed in the water park, so we just did the gaming and carnival rides that day.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:43 pm to SquatchDawg
trashy , bacteria festering piss holes
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:44 pm to t00f
Oh, didn’t know this was a thread about trailer park water parks. Sorry.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:45 pm to SquatchDawg
quote:GOAT community pool playboy
Chlorine Casanova
Posted on 7/26/21 at 10:47 pm to SquatchDawg
Trashy asf and I'm not a fan of getting wet, dry, wet, dry....
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