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re: What's the Most Embarrassing Thing That's Ever Happened to you?
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:00 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:00 am to TigerFanInSouthland
passed out when I was going down on a girl. She felt me stop and snore. She woke me up and I finished like a champ, like nothing happened
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:02 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I was getting my military physical and was first in the room to get all checked out, guy looks at me and says, 'Strip down and sit on the bench', so I naturally got butt nekkid and sat down. The face on the next kid in through the door was absolutely priceless. Guy comes from behind the curtain to instruct the kid what to do and sees me and I asks, 'What the frick are you doing??!?'. I said, 'Hey, you told me to strip down and sit on the bench.'
Best direction taker ever.
Best direction taker ever.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:03 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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I asked a girl to be my girlfriend via YouTube one time
You know what you have to do now. Make a second one telling her it's over and you slept with her sister.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:04 am to Rox
Signing up wasn't embarrassing, the fact that I'm still posting is embarrassing.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:05 am to Hu_Flung_Pu
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You know what you have to do now. Make a second one telling her it's over and you slept with her sister.
Damnit why didn't I think of that when I ended it?!
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:06 am to Hu_Flung_Pu
Being born with this dick
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:08 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Got drunk at a party when I was 19. Had a huge crush on this one girl. Ended up getting her and a friend to ride back to his parents house. He had a single cab F150. Me and the girl start making out. I feel like I'm going to be sick, tell my friend to pull over at the gas station ahead, trying to play it off. Kept making out and in a split second I threw up all in his truck. The girl never spoke to me again.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:10 am to ThatMakesSense
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ThatMakesSense
Instant willingness obedience to orders. That's called discipline son.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:11 am to LucasP
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That's adorable. Did she say yes?
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LucasP
I read her some of my original emo poetry and it melted her heart.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 11:12 am
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:12 am to TigerFanInSouthland
fell off stage in front of the whole school at freshman orientation for high school. got randomly chosen to play some game, tripped, off the stage I went
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:12 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Accidentally ran into this dude once as I was walking. When it happened, our lips touched each other. 
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:15 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Drove 600 miles to go skiing at a place that had no snow. Man-made snow, they claimed. Did get to catch the classic LSU-Loyola Marymount game in the hotel room when we arrived before we drove back home the next morning, though. It was kind of funny when we walked down the street in full bibs/snow gear while everyone else was looking at us strangely in their shorts and t-shirts.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 11:17 am
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:22 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Diarrhea in pants 7th grade disturbed me emotionally for a little while. The "I fell in some mud "excuse didn't fly
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:23 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Farted in class in 4th grade. Quiet classroom and the fart reverberated off the hard plastic seat. Even the teacher looked at me with pity.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:23 am to TigerFanInSouthland
High school football practice - I was tackled and landed in a pile of dog shite. When I got up, there was dog shite all over my face mask.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:24 am to biglego
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Farted in class in 4th grade. Quiet classroom and the fart reverberated off the hard plastic seat.
Seriously? I used to do that on purpose pretty much every single day from K through 12.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:25 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I also peed my pants in class in first grade. Boy that sucked.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:28 am to chinhoyang
Last week I was invited to go play golf with my boss and his boss, who is a big hard arse. My boss and his boss were in the cart ahead with the big boss driving. We were going to our balls after teeing off on first hole and I was looking down at something and didn't see them stop. Plowed into them at full speed. I fricking hit the steering wheel. That made for a long round and a bunch of laughs at my expense back at the office.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:36 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I peed on my future FIL's leg/foot...... TLDR if I tried to explain more....
Posted on 12/23/15 at 11:44 am to chinhoyang
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High school football practice - I was tackled and landed in a pile of dog shite. When I got up, there was dog shite all over my face mask.
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