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re: What's the Most Embarrassing Thing That's Ever Happened to you?
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:54 pm to MontyFranklyn
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:54 pm to MontyFranklyn
Oh I've got one where I was actually humiliated.
Freshman year I had a date to this sorority blind date thing where your friends set you up with a date. She was hot and we didn't really know each other at all other than seeing each other around campus so it was awkward. We get to the bar and both still kind of sober. I buy us two jäger shots (dumb freshman).
Went down the wrong pipe and I immediately projectile all over her and her outfit. She went straight home.
I had a class with her the next day and for the rest of the semester.
Freshman year I had a date to this sorority blind date thing where your friends set you up with a date. She was hot and we didn't really know each other at all other than seeing each other around campus so it was awkward. We get to the bar and both still kind of sober. I buy us two jäger shots (dumb freshman).
Went down the wrong pipe and I immediately projectile all over her and her outfit. She went straight home.
I had a class with her the next day and for the rest of the semester.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 1:56 pm
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:57 pm to The Ostrich
No ostriches were harmed in the flinging of the brisket.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:00 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
When I was 16 or 17 I took a shower and then walked naked into our living room, where a couple of my sister's friends were. I wasn't embarrassed though, it was funny.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Freshman year I had a date to this sorority blind date thing where your friends set you up with a date. She was hot and we didn't really know each other at all other than seeing each other around campus so it was awkward. We get to the bar and both still kind of sober. I buy us two jäger shots (dumb freshman).
Went down the wrong pipe and I immediately projectile all over her and her outfit. She went straight home.
I had a class with her the next day and for the rest of the semester.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:03 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:Shite, that was my go to move in college
When I was 16 or 17 I took a shower and then walked naked into our living room, where a couple of my sister's friends were. I wasn't embarrassed though, it was funny.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:03 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
I was working in an acetylene plant with a couple of guys who loved talking shite about any visitors or office people that walked through the plant. The usual comments about women being fat, ugly, etc.
Well, one day I was drinking coffee outside the main entrance on the loading dock and this butt ugly woman came walking across the lot toward the building I was near. I turned and told the guys to come check out the ugly bitch coming toward our building. I was really laying on the insults about her so they came outside.
My co-worker looked at her, then looked at me and said "Dude, that's my wife". My other co-worker just busted out laughing. I mean there's really no way to apologize for that.
Well, one day I was drinking coffee outside the main entrance on the loading dock and this butt ugly woman came walking across the lot toward the building I was near. I turned and told the guys to come check out the ugly bitch coming toward our building. I was really laying on the insults about her so they came outside.
My co-worker looked at her, then looked at me and said "Dude, that's my wife". My other co-worker just busted out laughing. I mean there's really no way to apologize for that.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:06 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Shite, that was my go to move in college
Yeah, I wound up banging one of the chicks a year or two later. I guess it was kind of inevitable, it was sort of like "Now you've seen my junk we really should have sex." Who can argue with that?
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:11 pm to TidenUP
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I was working in an acetylene plant with a couple of guys who loved talking shite about any visitors or office people that walked through the plant. The usual comments about women being fat, ugly, etc.
Well, one day I was drinking coffee outside the main entrance on the loading dock and this butt ugly woman came walking across the lot toward the building I was near. I turned and told the guys to come check out the ugly bitch coming toward our building. I was really laying on the insults about her so they came outside.
My co-worker looked at her, then looked at me and said "Dude, that's my wife". My other co-worker just busted out laughing. I mean there's really no way to apologize for that
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:13 pm to TopHog1
19 years old. lit up but not drunk yet at college fraternity/sorority mixer thing. Started dancing with this super hot chick who was definitely drunk, who starts rubbing my leg during a slow dance. I shot a wad right in my fricking light colored pants. Major stain.
Twas awful as that was a slice I could have had.
Twas awful as that was a slice I could have had.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:17 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
When the whole sharing thing hit IOS I used my most recent photos as my Apple TV screen saver never realizing all the pics from my phone would now automatically be on said screensaver. Well. I was with my wife's entire family in-laws to cousins watching a movie on iTunes. Movie was over and I was pouring another drink and having a great time in the kitchen when I noticed everyone getting up and leaving the living room rather uncomfortably. To my total horror, dismay and total shock, dick pics were everywhere limp ones to full on chubbies. I have never been the same since.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:22 pm to Farkwad
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To my total horror, dismay and total shock, dicks pics were everywhere limp ones to full on chubbies. I have never been the same since.
Even a 55" Ultra K can't make your micropenis the life of the party.
YOU win.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:28 pm to Farkwad
Reminds me of the guy on here who went slipped away to jack off to phone-porn in the bathroom during Thanksgiving with extended relatives over and he had forgotten to turn off chromecast.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:53 pm to biglego
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biglego What's the Most Embarrassing Thing That's Ever Happened to you? I also peed my pants in first grade. Boy that sucked
Hey! I know you!
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:56 pm to tonydtigr
shite in my pants at work Down Town Dallas and had to ride the DART Train back to my car, plus tell my boss.
Walked down the street to the train with both legs full.
Walked down the street to the train with both legs full.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:58 pm to terd ferguson
Same lmao
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:58 pm to ManBearTiger
Was showing friends and family pictures from our vacation to Hawaii.
Click "Here's us at Diamond head"
Click "Here is the beach"
Click "Here is me plowing my wife....."
Little brother "Was that your arse or (wife's name) arse?"
So horrible.
Click "Here's us at Diamond head"
Click "Here is the beach"
Click "Here is me plowing my wife....."
Little brother "Was that your arse or (wife's name) arse?"
So horrible.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:58 pm to ZekeTheTeke
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in a packed Chinese restaurant.
Better than it happening in a soul food joint.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:10 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Senior year of high school I got pantsed in front of the entire cafeteria.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:28 pm to tonydtigr
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tonydtigr
Initials TV?
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:15 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
True story
I was dating this girl right outa college and she asked me to go to her family place for thanksgiving.
Bitch didn't bother telling me she meant her entire family... Prob close to 20-25 people.
Long story short my stomach was hurting I had to shite.
Went in there and about 80% way through I noticed no tp.
Also I failed mention how bad it stunk.
Only persons attention I could get was her 7 yr old nephew (bc I heard him outside door)
I cracked it open and told him go get my gf... Little fricking a-hole thought it was funny and pulled door all way open and stared yelling to everybody.
Her mom comes while door is open and the GD stench seeps out and fills hallway up.
It fricking sucked.
I was pissed and mostly embarrassed. Nothing I could do about it.
I was dating this girl right outa college and she asked me to go to her family place for thanksgiving.
Bitch didn't bother telling me she meant her entire family... Prob close to 20-25 people.
Long story short my stomach was hurting I had to shite.
Went in there and about 80% way through I noticed no tp.
Also I failed mention how bad it stunk.
Only persons attention I could get was her 7 yr old nephew (bc I heard him outside door)
I cracked it open and told him go get my gf... Little fricking a-hole thought it was funny and pulled door all way open and stared yelling to everybody.
Her mom comes while door is open and the GD stench seeps out and fills hallway up.
It fricking sucked.
I was pissed and mostly embarrassed. Nothing I could do about it.
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