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What's the grossest thing that has happened to you on a date?
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:07 am
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:07 am
I had been on 2 or 3 dates with a girl I met in statistics class. She was cute but nothing special. I hadn't smashed yet and she invited me over to her house to cook for me and watch a movie. Hell yeah, I figured I was in. It was going great until I went in to the bathroom and there was a HUGE floating turd in the toilet. Everybody shits but what bothered me is that there was no toilet paper or baby wipes in the toilet or in the bathroom even. The tub was try so she didn't wash her butt hole off in there. I couldn't get the thought of her shitty arse hole out of my head and it killed the mood for me. I didn't do anything that night but plugged it in her one night after she just got out of the shower then I ditched.
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Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:10 am to celltech1981
That was probably my turd.
That’s how I mark my territory...and then I hide the TP for kicks.
That’s how I mark my territory...and then I hide the TP for kicks.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:10 am to celltech1981
Alabama Tinder dates
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:11 am to celltech1981
That was her boyfriend's turd.
He was there the whole evening.
He was there the whole evening.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:11 am to celltech1981
Maybe she had a walk off
Was dating a girl (now my wife) and this was probably our third or fourth date. We went to a hibachi restaurant for dinner. It appears one of their seasonings did not agree with me so I was going to take her home and head to my apartment to handle business. As we are driving to her apartment to drop her off I start getting the bubble guts. I am sweating profusely and white knuckling the steering wheel. There was no way I was going to make it the next 10 minutes to my apartment. I asked her if it would be alright if I used her bathroom. It was a full on Dumb and Dumber scene, I desecrated her bathroom and the smell was god awful. I courtesy flushed about 8 times so I didn't have to unclog the toilet.
Was dating a girl (now my wife) and this was probably our third or fourth date. We went to a hibachi restaurant for dinner. It appears one of their seasonings did not agree with me so I was going to take her home and head to my apartment to handle business. As we are driving to her apartment to drop her off I start getting the bubble guts. I am sweating profusely and white knuckling the steering wheel. There was no way I was going to make it the next 10 minutes to my apartment. I asked her if it would be alright if I used her bathroom. It was a full on Dumb and Dumber scene, I desecrated her bathroom and the smell was god awful. I courtesy flushed about 8 times so I didn't have to unclog the toilet.
This post was edited on 1/16/18 at 7:17 am
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:31 am to celltech1981
Back in the ‘80s, my girlfriend and I were double dating with a friend and we were in the back seat. She had just killed off a full bottle of Boone’s Farm and had to throw up. I had the window seat and she was right next to me. She leaned over me and threw up out the window....except the window was still up.
I was supposed to get up early and go help my friend clean his car, but I was too hung over to get up. He handled the job himself.
I was supposed to get up early and go help my friend clean his car, but I was too hung over to get up. He handled the job himself.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:36 am to celltech1981
quote:Maybe it was a walk-off and didn't require paper goods.
Everybody shits but what bothered me is that there was no toilet paper or baby wipes in the toilet or in the bathroom even.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:39 am to celltech1981
quote:
but plugged it in her
quote:
I hadn't smashed yet
Classy bro. Hopefully you’re under 20.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:46 am to celltech1981
Back in my hs days, I took my date to a keg party and she ended up getting completely trashed. On the way back to her house, she threw up on my dash board and all over me. I had to pull over, opened all the doors to let that shite air out and it was cold as frick that night. I didn't have anything to clean up the mess, so I took off my shirt and tried to clean it up.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:48 am to celltech1981
I was 46 and she was 28 and super hot and totally digging it until my hearing aid ran out of batteries and I accidentally ordered some kind of snails off the menu
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:52 am to Perrydawg
quote:
hibachi restaurant for dinner
Those give me bubble guts everytime.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 8:00 am to celltech1981
17th birthday. My brother bought me a fifth of Southern Comfort and threw a Party for me. Later that evening after most or all of my bottle was gone my girlfriend decided it was time to take me to my bedroom and give me her present. I was about in a stupor by this point. So we go to my room, turn out the lights (this is a key detail) and get busy. We get done and I leave the room to rejoin the party while she gets dressed. Guess I should have checked the mirror because I walked out looking like this....
Yeah.
Yeah.
This post was edited on 1/16/18 at 8:01 am
Posted on 1/16/18 at 8:06 am to DCtiger1
quote:
Classy bro. Hopefully you’re under 20.
I was 21 or 22 when this happened lol
Posted on 1/16/18 at 8:23 am to celltech1981
had drunk sex with a bar whore one night. she was known to be freaky and dammit, i wanted my turn too.
hooked up, and it was pretty wild...she's on top, i'm reaching around the back side sliding a finger into the butthole and things were great. i knew she liked it because i could feel her warm juices flowing down my shaft as she started grinding and moaning until we both just erupted.......when i woke up the next morning, her warm juices were a load of diarrhea that i obviously jostled loose when i was fingering her butt.
hooked up, and it was pretty wild...she's on top, i'm reaching around the back side sliding a finger into the butthole and things were great. i knew she liked it because i could feel her warm juices flowing down my shaft as she started grinding and moaning until we both just erupted.......when i woke up the next morning, her warm juices were a load of diarrhea that i obviously jostled loose when i was fingering her butt.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 8:27 am to caliegeaux
Damn. You win.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 8:28 am to celltech1981
it could have been the shite bandit 
Posted on 1/16/18 at 8:34 am to celltech1981
she wore white
on her time of the month
to a amusement park
thread\
eta: it was like this except from her cooter
on her time of the month
to a amusement park
thread\
eta: it was like this except from her cooter
This post was edited on 1/16/18 at 8:39 am
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:40 pm to celltech1981
My last girlfriend and I went out to eat one time and we stopped at Lowes after. She farted several times while we were walking around looking at appliances. She just laughed it off.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:49 pm to caliegeaux
quote:
ad drunk sex with a bar whore one night. she was known to be freaky and dammit, i wanted my turn too.
hooked up, and it was pretty wild...she's on top, i'm reaching around the back side sliding a finger into the butthole and things were great. i knew she liked it because i could feel her warm juices flowing down my shaft as she started grinding and moaning until we both just erupted.......when i woke up the next morning, her warm juices were a load of diarrhea that i obviously jostled loose when i was fingering her butt.
Jesus Christ. I did go to the bathroom afterwards one time and looked like I had war paint on my face when I looked in the mirror but geez man that's fricking disgusting.
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