re: What's the grossest thing that has happened to you on a date?

all of these bloody stories how do ya'll know you didn't take her virginity?

Had been dating this girl for a few months so it was time to go meet her parents. Went over to their house for dinner and when we got there her mom was telling us that ever since she woke up that morning she felt like she had something in her ear, and that she couldn't hear out of it. Since I'm a doc she asked me to take a look. I grabbed some tweezers and a flashlight and proceeded to dig a living cockroach out of this woman's ear.

Girl I was dating got way too drunk and barfed all in my Mustang.



We just celebrated 22 years.

Chick swallowed a load and then threw it up (along with part of her dinner) all over my stomach

Not sure how disgusting but we were at a crawfish boil and I guess I got a little too involved with the spicy shrooms and garlic bc on the drive home it hit me. I had to pull over on the interstate and release the fire shits. It burned somethIng fierce then I realized I didn't grab the wipes out my truck. She didn't say anything when I came back to the truck shirtless. It was nearly silent the remainder of the ride home.

Should have taken your poo knife

When I was about 15 years old, I snuck over to a girl's house with a bottle of bourbon. I drank the better part of it. The girl went to go to the bathroom. I got the spins, puked on the sofa cushion, flipped the cushion over before she got back, and proceeded to have my way with her.

So, fricking in my own puke is the grossest thing to happen to me on a date.

A few friends of mine decided to have a fancy wine and cheese party at tiger plaza. I met a girl there and brought her back to my apt. We were fooling around I had her dress off and was kissing down her stomach towards downtown. I felt and herd a rumble a few inches past her belly button. She laughed and said all she had was a few crackers. So I continue. I am tongue punching the lil man in the boat. At first the noise I heard made me think I was doing a good job. I look up and I see the look on her face.
Her cheeks were inflated her eyes as big as saucers. Her throat was heaving she was holding her mouth shut with both hands. Suddenly out of both sides of her mouth it squirted out. It looked like blood. I grab my trash can and hand hold it in front of her. When she tried to remove her hands it erupted out of her mouth like bird shot in a shotgun with no choke. She made about 20% into the trash can. I scoop her up and carry her to the bathroom. I sit her down in front of the toilet and she proceeds to spew all over the back of it.

She says she cant see so I go to move her hair and its wet her face is covered in red wine and what looks like red cottage cheese. She starts heaving again so I spin her towards the bathtub where she cant miss. I step back and see her on her knees bent over the bathtub. She has her arse towards me with her back arched and is dry heaving with a black thong on. It was really hot looking actually.

I leave to go check out the damage to my room. It was a fricking massacre red wine and cheese and cracker chunks on the walls on the carpet on my bed. I go back into the bathroom to check on her and she was holding on the tub trying to recover. She goes to talk and spins back towards the tub and heaves. This time she lets loose machine gun farts as she is dry heaving.

About that time my roommates girlfriend comes out his room to see what the frick is happening. She looks in my room and into the bathroom and I just shrug my shoulders. I go lay down on the couch and pass out.

A few hours later I woke up and somehow my room was cleaned and the girl was gone. My room smelled like cheese and vinegar until we moved.

This didn't happen to me, but to a friend of mine from Westwego. He drove up to BR one night and we went out to Fred's and he hooked up with a really cute girl. He was also 26 at the time (and a total player) and she was barely 18, very naive. Anyway we went back to my house where he was crashing for the night and I went to my room and passed out so that they could have their privacy.

Next morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom I noticed a big mess all over the counter and in the sink so I wondered WTF happened. By this time the girl was gone so he told me all about it. Basically he got her panties off and she had a HUGE bush which was a total turn off for him. So he politely asked her to go into the bathroom and shave it a little. Well he waited a little while and she never came back, so he went to the bathroom to check on her. When he went in he said she was just standing there, not sure what to do. So HE started shaving her with one of my Bic razors, and clipping her pubes with a little pair of scissors. He said he cut too close a couple of times with the razor (he was basically dry-shaving her) and there were little blood droplets but she just sat there on the counter and didn't say a word. After he was done they went to the guest bedroom and he smashed her, then early in the morning he had taken her home.

So the mess on my bathroom sink/counter was the chick's pubes and a razor full of her pubes