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re: What's the grossest thing that has happened to you on a date?
Posted on 1/17/18 at 5:37 pm to celltech1981
Posted on 1/17/18 at 5:37 pm to celltech1981
There was this chick who was about four years older than me while in high school and after who dated one of my older sister's guy friends.
I always thought she was the hottest thing going.
About twenty years later I run into her at a bar and I'm shite hammered but remember how hot she was back in the day. Go home with her and do all kinds of stuff then wake up the next morning to pee and I've got a red goatee, red dick etc etc. Nasty ho was on the rag the whole time and never said anything because she finally found someone to hit it.
Then she got up and was about 5'4" 240, disgusting looking, nasty and I had no car.
Had to wait on that fat bitch to get dressed and drive me to the bar and be all nice and shite.
I always thought she was the hottest thing going.
About twenty years later I run into her at a bar and I'm shite hammered but remember how hot she was back in the day. Go home with her and do all kinds of stuff then wake up the next morning to pee and I've got a red goatee, red dick etc etc. Nasty ho was on the rag the whole time and never said anything because she finally found someone to hit it.
Then she got up and was about 5'4" 240, disgusting looking, nasty and I had no car.
Had to wait on that fat bitch to get dressed and drive me to the bar and be all nice and shite.
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Posted on 1/17/18 at 6:26 pm to celltech1981
Maybe the last wipe before running out was the final one needed.
Posted on 1/17/18 at 6:28 pm to celltech1981
Vomiting on me
Posted on 1/17/18 at 6:45 pm to Pepe Lepew
I was dating a girl for a pretty good while, had sex numerous times. One night she asks me to do an anal, she said that she really liked anal sex, and had been waiting for me to initiate doing it. I had never done anal as I found it kind of useless to but the schlong in a girls arse when I could put it in her snatch or mouth.
So I agree to do it, put on a rubber, and we go to town. After I came, I pulled out and the top 2 inches or so of my dick has shite all smeared on it. I was thankful I used a rubber. Ever since then, anal sex has been a turn off for me.
So I agree to do it, put on a rubber, and we go to town. After I came, I pulled out and the top 2 inches or so of my dick has shite all smeared on it. I was thankful I used a rubber. Ever since then, anal sex has been a turn off for me.
This post was edited on 1/17/18 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 1/17/18 at 7:10 pm to celltech1981
Chick took her coat off and had hairy arms.
Almost puked.,cut date short.
Never saw her again
Almost puked.,cut date short.
Never saw her again
Posted on 1/17/18 at 7:41 pm to celltech1981
A long time ago in a land far away I met this chick in an AOL chat room. She lived in town and after talking a few times she agrees to come over. We're on the bed and as I slide a finger inside to get her warmed up she had an orgasm and shite herself at the same time. I was kinda dumbfounded wondering if that really happened. She got this horrified look on her face and ran immediately to the bathroom and got in the shower. Luckily very little got on the bed so I took the sheet off and it didn't leak through thankfully. I chunked the sheet in the trash and put a fresh one on. She didn't want to come out of the bathroom she was so embarrassed, but I finally coaxed her out. Not being the quitting type (and on quite a dry spell) I talked her into trying again and she screwed my damn brains out. We hooked up a few more times, strictly a FWB thing but thankfully she never came so hard she shite herself again.
Posted on 1/17/18 at 7:52 pm to Bama Shadow
Went to the quarter with a bunch of other couples on a limo bus and my buddy’s date got trashed and passed out in the bathroom of the bus. We all load into the bus and my buddy goes to take a piss and all of a sudden we hear his date screaming at the top of her lungs, “STOP PISSING ON ME.”
I don’t think I have ever laughed that hard in my life.
I don’t think I have ever laughed that hard in my life.
Posted on 1/17/18 at 7:55 pm to Bama Shadow
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Not being the quitting type (and on quite a dry spell) I talked her into trying again
It's amazing the shite the little head can make the big head go through.. literally
Posted on 1/17/18 at 8:26 pm to dbuchanon
This story was told to me when I was about 12 by my friend’s dad’s best friend
Met this skank at a concert after drinking all day. She follows him into the portapotty and they start getting after it. Ole baw is hitting it from the back when the beer starts getting to him. Said he started dry heaving, which caused him to pull out, then he puked on her back. She said “baby, I ain’t never felt nobody come like that before”
Met this skank at a concert after drinking all day. She follows him into the portapotty and they start getting after it. Ole baw is hitting it from the back when the beer starts getting to him. Said he started dry heaving, which caused him to pull out, then he puked on her back. She said “baby, I ain’t never felt nobody come like that before”
Posted on 1/17/18 at 8:51 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I was told this story while in the Military.
Guy and his buddy are out at the bar when they see a girl sitting alone and they make a move. She talks to both of them for hours while they have drinks, finally she tells them she'll take them both on. They leave for the hotel and they are going at it, one is in front getting head whilst the buddy is behind doin doggie, the boy in the back pulls out and shoots on her back and some goes over and hits the other guys chest and a fight immediately breaks out.
"Im in the da front gettin me dk sucked and my boys pulls out and shoots cum all over me chest, my best friend for 3 years-holds up fingers-, I beat his arse right there.. fk that motherfricker!
I was crying laughing, the guy telling the story had a heavy Jamaican accent which made it more funny with the animated way he told it.
Guy and his buddy are out at the bar when they see a girl sitting alone and they make a move. She talks to both of them for hours while they have drinks, finally she tells them she'll take them both on. They leave for the hotel and they are going at it, one is in front getting head whilst the buddy is behind doin doggie, the boy in the back pulls out and shoots on her back and some goes over and hits the other guys chest and a fight immediately breaks out.
"Im in the da front gettin me dk sucked and my boys pulls out and shoots cum all over me chest, my best friend for 3 years-holds up fingers-, I beat his arse right there.. fk that motherfricker!
I was crying laughing, the guy telling the story had a heavy Jamaican accent which made it more funny with the animated way he told it.
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:03 pm to celltech1981
Wasn't a date but still the grossest thing that has ever happened to me
I was taking summer classes at A&M and went to a party with some friends who were in town as well. Left the party and as we were getting in our ride, a random girl jumps in the back next to me and goes "take me home" and then passes the frick out. We were gonna just leave her but thankfully decided against leaving a passed out girl in the road in front of a party. So we see she has a college station address so we take her to the place, have to physically take her out of the car and carried her into the house and put her in an empty bedroom. Right as we threw her on the bed, she started saying "Chris don't go, don't go chris"...well none of us were named Chris so we tried to just leave but then, she just perked up in the bed, and then puked all over my other buddy who was standing next to me. I mean it was projective vomit. So my buddy freaked out and ran out the house yelling and we left right behind him
I was taking summer classes at A&M and went to a party with some friends who were in town as well. Left the party and as we were getting in our ride, a random girl jumps in the back next to me and goes "take me home" and then passes the frick out. We were gonna just leave her but thankfully decided against leaving a passed out girl in the road in front of a party. So we see she has a college station address so we take her to the place, have to physically take her out of the car and carried her into the house and put her in an empty bedroom. Right as we threw her on the bed, she started saying "Chris don't go, don't go chris"...well none of us were named Chris so we tried to just leave but then, she just perked up in the bed, and then puked all over my other buddy who was standing next to me. I mean it was projective vomit. So my buddy freaked out and ran out the house yelling and we left right behind him
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