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What's The Funniest Thing You Saw Or Heard Today?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:48 pm
There is this dude I run into every once in awhile. He is kind of slow, but he always messes with people and people mess with him back, just harmless back and forth.
I use to see him a few times a week and I would always make up stuff to tell him because he knew it wasn't true and it use to make him mad and ever since then that is all he ever talks about.
He came up to me and the person I was with and he went to the person I was with (who didn't know who he was) and was like "don't listen to anything he says. He lies. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie" and I was just BSing with him asking why doesn't like me for something I did years ago and he said something like "because you are dumb and you lie"..
I started laughing harder than I should have, but he was like "what are you laughing at? You thought about the next lie you are going to tell me?", but the way he said it just sounded just like something someone would post to me on here.
If you were there it would be more funny, but anybody got anything good?
I use to see him a few times a week and I would always make up stuff to tell him because he knew it wasn't true and it use to make him mad and ever since then that is all he ever talks about.
He came up to me and the person I was with and he went to the person I was with (who didn't know who he was) and was like "don't listen to anything he says. He lies. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie" and I was just BSing with him asking why doesn't like me for something I did years ago and he said something like "because you are dumb and you lie"..
I started laughing harder than I should have, but he was like "what are you laughing at? You thought about the next lie you are going to tell me?", but the way he said it just sounded just like something someone would post to me on here.
If you were there it would be more funny, but anybody got anything good?
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Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:48 pm to OweO
Oakland is gonna let AB play
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:49 pm to OweO
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I run into
You mean "roll into"?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:51 pm to OweO
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:51 pm to OweO
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t he always messes with people and people mess with him back, just harmless back and forth.
that's called sex.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:52 pm to OweO
Of all the stories you have told on this website this one takes the cakes as the shittiest.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:53 pm to OweO
It sounds like that guy has you figured out.
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:54 pm to OweO
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"don't listen to anything he says. He lies. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie" and I was just BSing with him asking why doesn't like me for something I did years ago and he said something like "because you are dumb and you lie"..
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:54 pm to OweO
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I would always make up stuff to tell him because he knew it wasn't true and it use to make him mad
So, basically what you do here all day too?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:57 pm to OweO
It's Friday afternoon, man. No one has the energy to read all that
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:57 pm to OweO
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What's The Funniest Thing You Saw Or Heard Today?
Someone asking why it is considered humiliating or emasculating for their wife to bang other guys
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:00 pm to OweO
Is this "dude" the OT?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:05 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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don't listen to anything he says. He lies. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie" and I was just BSing with him asking why doesn't like me for something I did years ago and he said something like "because you are dumb and you lie"..
I’ve figured it out. OweO is a skynet robot developed to test the limits of patience when dealing with cripples.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:10 pm to OweO
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He is kind of slow, but he always messes with people and people mess with him back, just harmless back and forth.
Do you also have a robust hobby of stealing candy from kids? A puppy kicking habit you just cant kick? Taking money out of the collection plate? Free lunch at the soup kitchen?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:17 pm to OweO
I was at the grocery store. I was looking at the eggs because I used to not check the eggs and then get home and some would be cracked. I don't eat a lot of eggs and usually just get the little six pack. But my Aunt Denise was there, who is not really my Aunt but my Mom's best friend and I always called her that. She has worked there a long time. She said, "Just get the dozen eggs, it's cheaper and eggs last a pretty good while anyways." I said " Ok. " She said " I've been getting you deals since you were 6 years old buying candy"
Do any of you have a friend of your parents who is not really related but you call Aunt or Uncle?
Do any of you have a friend of your parents who is not really related but you call Aunt or Uncle?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:19 pm to OweO
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If you were there it would be more funny
no doubt
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:24 pm to OweO
Saw a guy in an LSU shirt pissing behind his truck door in an Austin parking lot. Seriously....Keep it classy.....
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:42 pm to BabyTac
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Saw a guy in an LSU shirt pissing behind his truck door in an Austin parking lot. Seriously....Keep it classy.....
When you gotta go you gotta go
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:50 pm to OweO
I walked up to this cripple today who always does dumb shite and told him "you're dumb and you lie." If you were there it would have been more funny.
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 9/6/19 at 4:12 pm to OweO
Volsout4harambe being a bitch
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