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re: What’s the craziest cheating story you’ve ever heard?
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:40 am to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:40 am to tiggerthetooth
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Lol, cant even imagine touching that s***. I just feel like those issues never really go away.
Every marriage eventually hits a slowdown in the bedroom, right? Whether it's natural, kids, growing apart, business, illness...it's inevitable.
Imagine being that guy. You would NEVER be able to trust that your wife actually wanted you. There's no way. I bet he's had nightmares about what she did with W while only daydreaming about it for himself.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:44 am to ChatGPT of LA
Boss J
Admin assistant L
Salesmen C
Boss is a miserable old frick, divorced. Very obviously why, just a miserable person to be around. Absolute devil. He hits on L all of the time. It is amazing he never got slapped with a lawsuit. He pulls the Chomo "this is just how yankee Italians act" when he got called out on it
L has been working there for year so when C gets hired on. Good salesmen, marriage on the way out.
L is married but definitely white trash .
L and C quickly start banging.
C gets tired of J's shite and leaves for competitor. He has enough change in the pocket to fight the non-compete which wasn't worth paper it was printed on. Every lawyer all of us talked to said it would get tossed in court ASAP but will cost you if they sue. They sued and get got tossed but he was stuck with hefty legal fees, I am not sure how his new company worked it out with him.
L joins C at the company because she too is tired of J's shite. They sue her for the non-compete. She isn't worth keeping because it is a nothing admin job that anyone can do. She get laid off.
This is less a cheating story, albeit plenty of it was there, and more story about why i hate non-competes. Pretty much kept me in that miserable job because i couldn't afford the lawyer tab
Admin assistant L
Salesmen C
Boss is a miserable old frick, divorced. Very obviously why, just a miserable person to be around. Absolute devil. He hits on L all of the time. It is amazing he never got slapped with a lawsuit. He pulls the Chomo "this is just how yankee Italians act" when he got called out on it
L has been working there for year so when C gets hired on. Good salesmen, marriage on the way out.
L is married but definitely white trash .
L and C quickly start banging.
C gets tired of J's shite and leaves for competitor. He has enough change in the pocket to fight the non-compete which wasn't worth paper it was printed on. Every lawyer all of us talked to said it would get tossed in court ASAP but will cost you if they sue. They sued and get got tossed but he was stuck with hefty legal fees, I am not sure how his new company worked it out with him.
L joins C at the company because she too is tired of J's shite. They sue her for the non-compete. She isn't worth keeping because it is a nothing admin job that anyone can do. She get laid off.
This is less a cheating story, albeit plenty of it was there, and more story about why i hate non-competes. Pretty much kept me in that miserable job because i couldn't afford the lawyer tab
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:44 am to SallysHuman
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I wonder how much dignity T had to permanently kill off to get back with M. Then again, youngun's are tarded, I'm sure they've grown up by now.
frick that, T is a pussy for getting back with M permanently. He should have got back with her than fricked somebody in front of her. She's probably still cheating on him.
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 10:45 am
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:51 am to Chastains
This story would be crazier if I had more details. But a HS teacher of mine started teaching immediately out of college. He was 23YO leading HS classes. He ended up dating one of his students (she was 17 at the time). They eventually got married. Probably looked weird and people definitely talked, but he was a well-respected teacher who won a few state accolades, had a side gig playing in a band, and the marriage seemed healthy by the time I got to HS so the rumors seemed overblown, although he definitely had a reputation for hitting on the girls. He would've been in his early 30s by then.
Fast forward about 15 years and I found a news story about this same teacher having lost his teaching license. Turns out he hooked up with a 17-year old student he was teaching again. He threw away a 20+ year marriage just to restart the whole cycle.
Fast forward about 15 years and I found a news story about this same teacher having lost his teaching license. Turns out he hooked up with a 17-year old student he was teaching again. He threw away a 20+ year marriage just to restart the whole cycle.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:53 am to Chastains
I know a guy whose wife left him two weeks after the wedding because she was fricking he wedding photographer.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:57 am to Defenseiskey
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This basically happened to my ex girlfriend but without the fraud. She did end up having to move in her parents and is still there 10 years later and had a kid with some addict loser who doesn't help out. It's almost like all these single moms follow the same life path.
He paid the price, but my friend did learn his lesson, finally. He's not at all dumb, but like all of us, has made some dumb decisions.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 11:14 am to ChatGPT of LA
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So the cleaning crew called their wives?
No, the crew reported it to the boss. Word got out.
One of the lawyers, whom I had dealt with, got the frick out of town ASAP.
The other lawyer filed a defamation suit against the Custodial company and Cap. One.
The crewman could not say he for sure saw what he saw, so they settled for big $$$.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:05 pm to JiminyCricket
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wasn't long before the thong bikini instagram posts and the cleavage in every story on social media started getting posted.
What's her @?
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:25 pm to Everclear2000
Would chicken nuke me for posting it?
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:49 pm to messyjesse
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This story would be crazier if I had more details. But a HS teacher of mine started teaching immediately out of college. He was 23YO leading HS classes. He ended up dating one of his students (she was 17 at the time). They eventually got married. Probably looked weird and people definitely talked, but he was a well-respected teacher who won a few state accolades, had a side gig playing in a band, and the marriage seemed healthy by the time I got to HS so the rumors seemed overblown, although he definitely had a reputation for hitting on the girls. He would've been in his early 30s by then.
one of the groomsman in my wedding's sister married a guy that was 21 student teaching while she was a 17 YO Jr. Then he got hired on at the same school and they maintained their relationship for his first year of teaching and her Sr. year.
Got married immediately after she graduated.
He was in the college group of the church she was in youth at so despite it being kept under wraps at school, the parents were apparently OK with it.
Still married 20 years later FWIW.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:13 pm to JiminyCricket
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Would chicken nuke me for posting it?
We will remember you in the reinstatement thread.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:23 pm to SallysHuman
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I wonder how much dignity T had to permanently kill off to get back with M.
You can bet real money that the other man’s ghost still haunts their bed.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:16 pm to DesScorp
In Houston, my next door neighbors, a couple, were both good friends of mine.
One Saturday he was golfing and she came over with a strange look on her face. She said she just had to tell somebody. Did I know she'd been having an affair with her dentist? I said no, but your teeth look good.
She said the affair was ok, both he and she were married. BUT, she had just had a phone call from another woman who was having affair with him, too, and the other woman was distraught that my neighbor was also having an affair with him. My neighbor said it was really weird, but the Dr. had shared her phone number. My neighbor said she had spent half an hour on the phone convincing the other-other woman that the Dr. wasn't important to her and she was sure that the other-other could be happy with him on the side.
One Saturday he was golfing and she came over with a strange look on her face. She said she just had to tell somebody. Did I know she'd been having an affair with her dentist? I said no, but your teeth look good.
She said the affair was ok, both he and she were married. BUT, she had just had a phone call from another woman who was having affair with him, too, and the other woman was distraught that my neighbor was also having an affair with him. My neighbor said it was really weird, but the Dr. had shared her phone number. My neighbor said she had spent half an hour on the phone convincing the other-other woman that the Dr. wasn't important to her and she was sure that the other-other could be happy with him on the side.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:37 pm to Nutriaitch
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I mentioned this one in a previous thread like this.
one of my coworkers has the wildest one I ever heard.
dude was cheating on his wife. has a stroke while banging the sidepiece.
sidepiece calls 911 and ambulance bring him to the hospital.
Sidepiece rides in ambulance with him to the ER.
The nurse that meets ambulance at the door .... his wife.
Wife finds out he's cheating
Sidepiece finds out he's married
all while poor dude is stroking out on a stretcher and can't even talk.

Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:44 pm to Chastains
Surgeon screwing an anesthesiologist who was the wife of another anesthesiologist. Surgeon and husband ended up in a fist fight during a case with the patient asleep on the OR table and cut open. Talk about a nightmare.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:45 pm to Slippy
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My friend, a New York Jew
Drive a Karmann-Ghia?
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:54 pm to Hangover Haven
quote:Oh man. Brutal. Cheating is so wrong.
in comes her husband with flowers looking for her
It's the insult to your intelligence, like they respect you so little that they think you're a fool. That you're so dim that they can get away with it. Playing you. Imagine the acting job they have to do, 'I love you too, honey.' Meanwhile giving it away to some dirtbag.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:00 pm to piratedude
Running buddy told me his wife was out of town with the kids and he had a gal he met in a bar at his house.
Said they were in bed and his wife walked in.(one of the kids got sick and wife had returned from the beach early).
He told me he did the only thing he could think of and asked her who she was and why was she in his house.
He claimed he had never seen her before and asked her to leave. Said his wife called 911 and said that her husband needed help immediately and he was suicidal.
He ended up in the psych ward at a hospital still claiming that was not his wife. Stayed in a week and when he was released she served him with divorce papers and told him his stupid game was up.
Told me he thought he could get away with it but she and his lawyer thought him to be an idiot.
I told him I agreed.
Said they were in bed and his wife walked in.(one of the kids got sick and wife had returned from the beach early).
He told me he did the only thing he could think of and asked her who she was and why was she in his house.
He claimed he had never seen her before and asked her to leave. Said his wife called 911 and said that her husband needed help immediately and he was suicidal.
He ended up in the psych ward at a hospital still claiming that was not his wife. Stayed in a week and when he was released she served him with divorce papers and told him his stupid game was up.
Told me he thought he could get away with it but she and his lawyer thought him to be an idiot.
I told him I agreed.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:03 pm to Chastains
Living in Tampa in the early 90's in an apartment complex. Lots of young married couples. One new couple in the group was a slightly older guy and a pretty hot wife our age. Both seemed nice. He was a skydiver. One weekend afternoon, while skydiving at Zephyrhills he was close to landing when a novice got in his way. He flared his chute to avoid hitting the novice and didn't have enough clearance to relate it and fell to his death. Calls go out to contact the wife. Nowhere to be found. (Early days of cell phones and I doubt she had one.). She eventually turns up. Eventually it comes out she'd been fricking the afternoon away with her lover.
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