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re: What's the biggest woman you've ever been with?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:34 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:34 pm to boogiewoogie1978
5’7” 200
Pussy was tight
Pussy was tight
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:35 pm to Jenious
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Heaviest was around 235. At the time, I was maybe 170. Pretty face, huge tits, just liked to eat. She got on the Ozempic train and is super skinny now.
Was she quite the farter as well?
A girl that size who likes to eat can probably blow a small tree down.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:41 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Was drunk in college once and my friends didn't think I could physically pick up this 5'2 250 girl at a party. Not only did I pick her up I tossed/threw her on a bed and it broke the frame and box spring etc. I felt bad for her as we all laughed.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:48 pm to ThatTahoeOverThere
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my wife keeps breaking my personal best every year
I don't know what my wife weighed during pregnancy, but that's as big as I've gone. I don't bang and never did bang big gals. One in college made me think hard based on her service offerings, but I still bailed.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:50 pm to ThatTahoeOverThere
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my wife keeps breaking my personal best every year
Have an upvote lmao
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 2:54 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Idk, some rebound thot that could polish my knob and let me hit it at will. I don’t care, I had the shakes every time.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:00 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Man… I’ve posted here before about her
This was probably 2013
Matches with this chick on an app.. she wasn’t exactly skinny in her profile pic. I needed a slump buster
She gets to my apartment. I open the door, she’s gotta be 330. First thing she says is, sorry I’ve gained weight recently.
We do the deed. She had such a gut and fat pussy area I have to lift her stomach up to get to it.. the skin was semi mottled and it was gross but overall better hygiene than I expected… she said she didn’t want me to go down on her
We eventually frick and it felt like I grabbing onto the back of a Cadillac she was that wide … eventually I just gave up and started hating myself for the shame and lost my boner and asked her to leave. Never spoke to her again .
This was probably 2013
Matches with this chick on an app.. she wasn’t exactly skinny in her profile pic. I needed a slump buster
She gets to my apartment. I open the door, she’s gotta be 330. First thing she says is, sorry I’ve gained weight recently.
We do the deed. She had such a gut and fat pussy area I have to lift her stomach up to get to it.. the skin was semi mottled and it was gross but overall better hygiene than I expected… she said she didn’t want me to go down on her
We eventually frick and it felt like I grabbing onto the back of a Cadillac she was that wide … eventually I just gave up and started hating myself for the shame and lost my boner and asked her to leave. Never spoke to her again .
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:03 pm to Handsome Pete
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:05 pm to Loup
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every now and then FB will show me a gal that I thought was too fat to mess with when I was in college. I usually end up thinking WTF was wrong with me?
Our definition of fat has changed.
If you sent Colorado back to 1990 it will be the fattest state.
And if you watch old clips of Al Bundy you'll think "she isn't THAT big".
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:09 pm to Chad504boy
5’9 145
Pretty big for 1983 but not by today’s standards.
Pretty big for 1983 but not by today’s standards.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:21 pm to boogiewoogie1978
She ain’t a lady if she ain’t 180
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:26 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I shouldn’t tell this but:
There was this older girl in my hometown that drove a badass Camaro, had huge boobs and this long blonde hair. My tongue would fall out every time I saw her.
Fast forward 15 years I run into her at a bar, she’s had three kids and a divorce but I was drunk as a skunk so I went for it.
Next morning i woke up nude in her bed with a terrible headache, when she got up she was at least 265 and I had no car to leave. It was a terrible situation
There was this older girl in my hometown that drove a badass Camaro, had huge boobs and this long blonde hair. My tongue would fall out every time I saw her.
Fast forward 15 years I run into her at a bar, she’s had three kids and a divorce but I was drunk as a skunk so I went for it.
Next morning i woke up nude in her bed with a terrible headache, when she got up she was at least 265 and I had no car to leave. It was a terrible situation
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:28 pm to The Torch
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It was a terrible situation
Had to hit it again before she drove you home?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:29 pm to fr33manator
The truth. It burns.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:33 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I’m 6’5 and went out a few times with hot blonde that was 6’1 back in college. Mutual friends hooked us up. Very pretty girl but when she put on heels and looked me square in the eye it was unnerving.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:35 pm to The Torch
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Next morning i woke up nude in her bed with a terrible headache, when she got up she was at least 265 and I had no car to leave. It was a terrible situation
I learned the hard way in college to never, ever, let the big girl drive you to her place unless you want to hang out with her and her fat roommates giving you the side eye the next morning.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:37 pm to boogiewoogie1978
A wingman does whatever is necessary for his boys. This particular evening, my job required me to take one for the team. I was early 20s and still catch hell from my buddies all these years later. She wasn’t even that big, but she was def dancing on that tightrope between fat and thick. Maybe like 5”4” 160-170ish? I guess they still give me hell because she was soooo far from my type and I always told a funny story about the experience.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:38 pm to boogiewoogie1978
The ex was 5'9, 150 lbs, but in her defense, she was 8 months prego at the time.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 3:44 pm to Centinel
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Nothing better than lounging back in bed and watching a volleyball player get up butt-arse naked and pull up those volleyball shorts accentuating a perfect pair of legs and arse.
In my mid 40s I dated a girl in her early 20s who worked at Walkons. Waking up to her putting on her work uniform was always pretty satisfying.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:01 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I once had a menage a trois with Skinny Jenny and Big Booty Judy. That's all I got.
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