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re: What's the best porn name you ever came up with?

Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:01 am to
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:01 am to
We came up with our own porn names in the army. Mine was Chad Jarvo. Not sure why.
Posted by kook
Berrytown
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:14 am to
Golden Rod
Posted by IH8ThreePutts
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:16 am to
Ligma Johnson
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 7:18 am
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:17 am to
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Ben Dover

Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
Posted by LSU Delts
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:19 am to
Girthquake Jones
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:21 am to
quote:

This post reminds me of this MadTV Skit on Porn Name Registration Office.

The skit has the feel of SEC Shorts Loss Claims Department.

Totally right. And that show was always funnier than SNL
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:21 am to
Rocky Balboner
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:21 am to
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Karl Hungus


Posted by Tarps99
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:27 am to
Yep! MadTV was great and they put more way more effort into their skits since they weren’t live and did on location shoots.

After hearing Artie Lang’s story on the Babe Watch Skit, I gain a greater appreciation of the show.

That’s My White Mama was hilarious too.
Posted by AUCom96
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:32 am to
Posted by landmanner
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:33 am to
Asante Stone
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:34 am to
Bangu Maama
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:37 am to

Twat Ranger
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:44 am to
For Asian porn. Lee Ping Twat
Posted by CajunInFL
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:45 am to
GladHeAteHer
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN / Key West, FL
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 7:48 am to
Meat Me
Posted by EastCoastCajun
New Bedford Massachusetts
Member since Aug 2015
2187 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 8:00 am to
Beef Thundercrotch

Dick Longenbeefy
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 8:01 am
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 8:02 am to
Johnny Throws

It'd be Joe burrow with a stash and would involve multiple unsuspecting cheerleaders
Posted by DamnGood86
Member since Aug 2019
1296 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 8:16 am to
I don't know about a porn name, but my rapper name is Ice Trey.
Posted by GravelLotinCanada
Anywhere, Anytime
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 8:21 am to
I was once told that your porn name should be your middle name plus name of street you live on. Which was good for me. Edward Longwood. Or if really doing porn probably go with Eddie Longwood. Has a good ring to it. Maybe it’s a sign of what I need to do with my life…
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