re: What's the best pickup line

“You know what this shirt is made from?”
“What?”
“Boyfriend material”

Only one that has ever worked, so that one by default.

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I'm going out with her today. I can't wait to see what happens next.

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"I'd like to destroy your pussy, not your planet."

or better

"Distruggi la mia figa, non il mio pianeta."

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“Want some candy? Get in the van.”

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Whoa we know who we need to make sure stays away from the girl scout cookie table...

I am a adult video director that specializes in foreign market videos that will never be seen state side.

I would like to test some images of you to see if you fit what we are looking for.

OPs plot is even lame for a porno

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Don't use pick up lines.... don't need em.
talk to her, make her laugh

Me, “hey girl”
Her, “I have a boyfriend”
Me, “I have a goldfish”
Her, “what?”
Me, “my bad, I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter”
Her, “you can buy me a drink”
30 minutes later we roll out

“I’m in a frat, my names chad”